sex aids your partner purchased

[Hellie]

I now want to know what a fake vagina looks like

I refuse to Google it on grounds of the fear factor.

 

[yesitis]

I now want to know what a fake vagina looks like

I refuse to Google it on grounds of the fear factor.

i ithink these e are the msot popular ones

 

[kyleleonard]

looks like a torch

 

[yesitis]

looks like a torch

thatls why it's called a fleshlight. flesshlight.flashlight....

get it?

 

[Jukebox Jury]

i ithink these e are the msot popular ones

Does it ever get a headache..... or ''wrong time of the month''?
According to that logo..... it's the number one selling male sex toy in the world (what's 2nd?)
I've never seen one in my local Pound Shop

Jukebox Jury

 

[billybu69]

i ithink these e are the msot popular ones

"Oi, Mrs billybu69 pack your bags you're leaving".

 

[Hellie]

i ithink these e are the msot popular ones

On the plus side - it saves on cheesy chat up lines and a few rounds of drinks.

 

[LuvMozzy]

i ithink these e are the msot popular ones

how do you know?

 

[Seasick]

I wonder if it's dishwasher safe?

 

[Cassius]

The one's I've seen look like this. Very NSFW link.

 

[nugz]

The one's I've seen look like this. Very NSFW link.

haha oh my!

Anonymous User
"Great item feels more real then most other toys."

i originally read that as: "great item feels more real then most other vaginas."

 

[5am]

5am... buying someone a vibrator as a break up gift IS a bit strange, but definitely useful.

I thought she would find this amusing (I did!). Didn't really work...

 

[oscillate wildly]

I thought she would find this amusing (I did!). Didn't really work...

I'd like to see what kind of birthday gifts you give.

 

[5am]

I'd like to see what kind of birthday gifts you give.

I know what I would get you, but it's not your birthday anymore.

 

[oscillate wildly]

I know what I would get you, but it's not your birthday anymore.

pfffffffft.

 

[snowfallsoon]

haha oh my!



i originally read that as: "great item feels more real then most other vaginas."

customer comments are hysterical

'just put a firm pillow underneath and pound away'

'I even licked it. That's when I said, I've got to stop this!!!'

'However after only a few months, it had several vaginal tears. Anal is still ok though.'

'I will keep her in tact for special occasions.'

'but when I use it I kinda feel stange'

'The feeling is very real if you use Astroglide'

'I generally take it with me while on business trips'

'The lack of body heat brings you back to reality, but what do you expect from a piece of rubber!'

picturing these guys gunning it home to f*** their fake half of a torso...

 

[Seasick]

customer comments are hysterical

'just put a firm pillow underneath and pound away'

'I even licked it. That's when I said, I've got to stop this!!!'

'However after only a few months, it had several vaginal tears. Anal is still ok though.'

'I will keep her in tact for special occasions.'

'but when I use it I kinda feel stange'

'The feeling is very real if you use Astroglide'

'I generally take it with me while on business trips'

'The lack of body heat brings you back to reality, but what do you expect from a piece of rubber!'

picturing these guys gunning it home to f*** their fake half of a torso...

That bad thing is that I probably work with some of these guys.

 

[Hellie]

The one's I've seen look like this. Very NSFW link.

OMFG

Sorry, it may be sexist but you've got to be well desperate and sad to resort to Briana.

Imagine taking her on holiday and getting your case frisked at customs!

 

[Cassius]

Imagine taking her on holiday and getting your case frisked at customs!

 

[Cassius]

Now, before I go out I can just bang Briana Banks out. That way if I come across any lame girls while out I can say I already got my nut off with HOT SEXY Briana Banks.

Yes...humping a platic replica of her genitalia and anus is the exact same thing as f***ing her.