If you were Morrissey's Secret Santa...

[Black Cloud]

what would you buy him?

The limit is twenty - poinds, dollahz, euros, bhat, whatevah.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

A copy of ''Morrissey's Manchester'' (2nd edition) personally signed by the author
http://www.empire-uk.com/moz09.htm

Jukebox Jury

 

[Franzanna]

A glittery Jesus moneybox. With the remaining £16 inside it.

 

[I am a Ghost]

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I'd just buy a big red bow for wearin'. Ya dig?


(He'd find a receipt to return me )

 

[Lonsdale71]

Flaxseed oil capsules & vitamin pills

 

[Barking]

a lovely troll to put on his tv set (since he loves them)

or a set of tacky badges

(Anything else I think he'd like is way over the price limit.)

 

[Kewpie]

a lovely troll to put on his tv set (since he loves them)

Don't give Morrissey a heart attack!

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Don't give Morrissey a heart attack!

This response made me laugh really hard haha.


...I don't honestly know why.

 

[Stoner Kebab]

boot leg fleshlight and twelve lunesta.


happy chanukkah you freaks!

 

[Cassius]

^^^^^ OMG Stoner Kebab! Don't ever leave us again!

 

[oscillate wildly]

 

[kyleleonard]

legendary

 

[Pachinko]

An official Obama Chia head!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

boot leg fleshlight and twelve lunesta.


happy chanukkah you freaks!

That's way over $20.

 

[Sherry]

a lovely troll to put on his tv set (since he loves them)

Woah these are excellent!
I would make Morrissey an earing, or a bracelet .Something d.i.y like that

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

A Bad Cat calendar and one of those little colourful plastic trolls (no particular reason, just for funzies ). I think he'd appreciate it.

 

[Barking]

A Bad Cat calendar

The microwave cat made me lol which sucks because someone told me of a true microwaved cat story one day and injured cats is a bit of a sensitive subject at the moment... Oh well.

Trolls and Morrissey eh? You too?
I think they should make a Morrissey Troll Figurine. Him or Johnny Halliday.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

The microwave cat made me lol which sucks because someone told me of a true microwaved cat story one day and injured cats is a bit of a sensitive subject at the moment... Oh well.

Trolls and Morrissey eh? You too?
I think they should make a Morrissey Troll Figurine. Him or Johnny Halliday.

Those calendars are hilarious. I was talking to a friend the other day who was saying how horrible it was that people actually do things like that. We both almost cried.

But yes, a Moz troll would be great.

 

[therightone]

My kisses are WAY more valuable than just a Jackson so I guess I would just have to give them away in the spirit of the season....