The f*** My Life Thread

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There wasn't partial nudity involved was there

I may have lost my job because of my drunken behavior on Sunday night which I am now slowly remembering more of
truly, I hope I don't wake up in the morning ever, fml
g'night Solo

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Well don't keep us in suspense! What did you do?

I have no idea still.

There wasn't partial nudity involved was there

I hope not.
I was black out drunk, little of it has come back and I am not going to repeat some of the allegations against me since I cannot remember them
and believe some to either be exaggerations or misinterpretations of my behavior
however, I understand that what I did just be getting so drunk at where I work(even though I was off shift)
it was wrong, and and, well, I just do not want to go out like this
or behave like that anymore
the only to prove that is to not be fired
but I may not know about that for at least a few days
so dont worry, when I know, I will tell you all

 

[jamescagney]

Perhaps you could say you acted that way because the boss slipped a roofie in your drink and tried to take advantage of you?

 

[gretchenraine]

It took forever to park my car tonight outside my apartment building because it kept getting stuck in the snow and there was only like 5 inches out there an hour ago and it was still coming down. Tomorrow we' re getting maybe 12 inches more. There is NO WAY I'm going to be able to get my car out until...???? There's no weather above freezing in the forcast for at least 10 days. I have no idea what I'm going to do, I'm definitely snowed in. FML (At least I have food to last at least 3-4 days).

 

[troubleluvsme]

I can't find my library card.

 

[jamescagney]

I can't find my library card.

WAIT... You can read?


I kid, I kid...

 

[zepfan1]

My car is buried in 20 inches of snow that I have to dig it
Out of

 

[penfoldsfive]

It takes too long to figure out what is really important in life.

 

[Kewpie]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, something wrong with the radiator again.

It was fixed six weeks ago, suddenly the one in my room's top half doesn't get any heat.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

My dog had an epileptic fit again today.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

5 hours sleep is not enough, fml
means a nap for sure, later

 

[dunya]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, something wrong with the radiator again.

It was fixed six weeks ago, suddenly the one in my room's top half doesn't get any heat.

You need to let the air out of it. When there is a leak in the system air gets in, travels around the pipes (rattle, bang, gurgle) and collects at the top of the radiators. You use a radiator key wrapped in a cloth (to save hot liquid getting on your hands) to let it out.

 

[Kewpie]

You need to let the air out of it. When there is a leak in the system air gets in, travels around the pipes (rattle, bang, gurgle) and collects at the top of the radiators. You use a radiator key wrapped in a cloth (to save hot liquid getting on your hands) to let it out.

Thank you very much for the tips.

I have to ask landlord's daughter if we have the key.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

its a good thing I still have a job because I lost a hundred bucks on the Superbowl
fml

 

[MunchyBrain]

Soo...I might be living in a tree next year, rather than going to college. It's not really FML, more FwhatpeoplearegoingtothinkofML. And it might not happen. We'll see...

 

[Stephen]

Who cares what people think? Living in a tree sounds cool!

 

[Poppy Full]

So much work to do, so little motivation; especially when I know that it's all leading to what is essentially a degree in colouring-in. FML.
In addition, some arseholes of the highest order tried to break into our house earlier today.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Soo...I might be living in a tree next year, rather than going to college. It's not really FML, more FwhatpeoplearegoingtothinkofML. And it might not happen. We'll see...

well, the one lady who did that near here, she seems to be happy about the experience
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So much work to do, so little motivation; especially when I know that it's all leading to what is essentially a degree in colouring-in. FML.
In addition, some arseholes of the highest order tried to break into our house earlier today.

yikes, do you live in a dangerous part of town?

as for my life, its ok today I think, could get better, could get worse
I am going into work tonite, so, will see

 

[Poppy Full]

yikes, do you live in a dangerous part of town?

Not dangerous; it's an old area, there are alot of lovely little old ladies, but alot of junkies too. But I guess there are arseholes everywhere.

 

[PUNKturedBIKE]

The first song on my iTunes is by Acker Bilk. FML.