Morrissey phone sex to Mark E. Smith

[Mozza220559]

I got the book 'Hip Priest' by Simon Ford from my local library today and looked at the index and found this gem...

I'm not sure how true it is but it'd be hilarious if it was.

 

[sistasheila]

aha...



what is the explanation under `29-linernotes?

 

[Quiffaa]

at least he wasn't in for the apparent beauty of Mark E. Smiths

A case of journalists who lie ...

moz' people (lawyers) might contact his people ... but the claim seems a bit far fetched.

We all heard about synchronicity-swimming, maybe it was the 'in' to do synchronicity-letting go of fluidity - ? ,

mr. smith hasn't got the sexiest of speaking voices, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUiPs1PxKo
and moz has taste in voices, so the verdict is clear: rubbish

 

[Drew a swallow]

I remember Smith mentioning Mozz following him into a toilet once in an early to mid 90's interview in a magazine - Select, I think. Smith has probably exagerated, but as we know Morrissey was a big Fall fan. I'm sure his 'stalking' was somewhat more discreet than this though.

 

[Quiffaa]

Would any of the fans here follow the poor Man into a toilet if it was Moz we were talking about? some privacy to your heroes! I think it's a case of drinking at the same time - peeing at the same time, brief nod - over.

 

[Sharron Needles]

I'm sure that being Mark E Smith, he probably doesn't even know what's happening 95% of the time he goes into a toilet...

 

[Quiffaa]

I'm sure that being Mark E Smith, he probably doesn't even know what's happening 95% of the time he goes into a toilet...

 

[Bigmouth]

I think that Brett where probably more into Mark than Morrissey, who wasn't desperate of him. But I think the phonesex is true, there is a lot we don't know about Moz.

 

[Quiffaa]

... there is a lot we don't know about Moz.

yes

But Mark E. Smith of all people??????

 

[vivabob]

I think that Brett where probably more into Mark than Morrissey, who wasn't desperate of him. But I think the phonesex is true, there is a lot we don't know about Moz.

if you fancy a phone fiddle mark e smith is not the first on the list

 

[Bigmouth]

if you fancy a phone fiddle mark e smith is not the first on the list

oh, but maybe moz is into him?
I think he was [like Morrissey] pretty then, they all grow old.

 

[Bigmouth]

He's like an Ian Curtis with long hair on this pics

 

[Mr Smith]

Morrissey is my lover, whilst Mark E Smith is my bit of rough.