Morrissey's sex songs

[SomeFormOfSusan]

Note: Twat in the US has it's own meaning and pronunciation. It rhymes with "got" and means vagina.

Twat means vag here, too, dunnit? But rhyming it with 'got'? Now that's just silly

Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Staying Power

Ambitiously Inside Her

You Were Good In Your Room

At Last I am Horny

Seasick, Yet Still f***ed

And a variation!

Well, I had fun driving your girlfriend home, even though you've had her. I'm glad she finally let the right one slip in but I don't want to break up the family, I really don't. PS any tips on getting 'glamorous glue' out of my car seats?

 

[bored]

Twat means vag here, too, dunnit? But rhyming it with 'got'? Now that's just silly

Whenever I hear it in context from the UK it seems to have the equivalent of some derogatory term such as asshole or douchebag. "He's such a f***ing twat!"

In the US it gets used more like.. "What's up her twat today?"

But yes, it rhymes with got.. not fat.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Whenever I hear it in context from the UK it seems to have the equivalent of some derogatory term such as asshole or douchebag. "He's such a f***ing twat!"

In the US it gets used more like.. "What's up her twat today?"

But yes, it rhymes with got.. not fat.

Twat rhymes with fat! Otherwise with would be spelt twot. Which, as we all know, is a Yorkshireman referring to an electrical unit.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Eff it.. round 2..

And here's me, editing out " Swallow Will's Come in the End" because I thought it was too rude.

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

Masturbate Wildly

Sheila Take a Blow

This Night Has Opened My Thighs (I'm proud of this one! )

The Lazy Cum-Bathers

Paw Down South. (Ok, that one's a little forced).

This is quite difficult to do. Several of his song titles sound blatantly sexual (or are blatantly sexual) on their own. Wide to Recieve, anyone?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Certain People I Knob

Pound! Pound! Pound!

This Night Has Opened My Thighs

Bonus: Moob River!

Bonus: Used to be a Rent Boy

Masturbate Wildly

Sheila Take a Blow

This Night Has Opened My Thighs (I'm proud of this one! )

Beat you to it!

 

[mcrickson]

This is quite difficult to do. Several of his song titles sound blatantly sexual (or are blatantly sexual) on their own. Wide to Recieve, anyone?

I think this was the original posters intent
To point out songs that are already blatantly sexual enough without us aiding them along
But this is so much more fun!

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

Beat you to it!

Awwww

I think this was the original posters intent
To point out songs that are already blatantly sexual enough without us aiding them along
But this is so much more fun!

Absolutely. And very addictive

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

And here's me, editing out " Swallow Will's Come in the End" because I thought it was too rude.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Vas Deferens does it Make?

Bonus: Ejaculate Wildly

Bonus: The Queen is Dead Sexy!

Bonus: Shoot Wetness (sorry!)

 

[mcrickson]

Vas Deferens does it Make?

(This one is worthy of the FULL amount of smilies in a post)

 

[The Cat's Mother]

(This one is worthy of the FULL amount of smilies in a post)

*takes a bow*

Priapism Begins at Home

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

(This one is worthy of the FULL amount of smilies in a post)

Now I feel left out because I don't get it D:

Loving Shoot Wetness though...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Now I feel left out because I don't get it D:

Loving Shoot Wetness though...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens

 

[mcrickson]

Now I feel left out because I don't get it D:

This makes me feel like I'm in health class in middle school again

Spoiler

 

[bored]

Now I feel left out because I don't get it D:

Loving Shoot Wetness though...

The Vas Deferens is what they cut and tie during a vasectomy.

 

[mcrickson]

The Vas Deferens is what they cut and tie during a vasectomy.

You didn't have to mention THAT part!

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

This makes me feel like I'm in health class in middle school again

Spoiler

Ahhh, I see! Blame the Catholic school. 'Men have penises, you lot have vaginas. Anyquestionsnookaylet'smoveon. Next topic, guilt'.

Mama Moaned Softly On the Water-Bed. There. I AM on topic

 

[mcrickson]

Used to Lick Your Feet Boy
Margaret's on Another Teen
Everyday I Like to Bum Ray
BDSM Begins at Home
The Harsh Truth: I Came in Your Eye
(or, a variation on that one)
My Gosh, Ruth, I Came in Your Eye

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Used to Lick Your Feet Boy
Margaret's on Another Teen
Everyday I Like to Bum Ray
The Harsh Truth: I Came in Your Eye
(or, a variation on that one)
My Gosh, Ruth, I Came in Your Eye

Hah! Brilliant...