morrissey frink thread!

[Spyderfyngers]

This was new to me. Poor boy, all alone, squatting under the stairs.

It's the naughty step for you, young Steven.

 

[Freda]

This was new to me. Poor boy, all alone, squatting under the stairs.

He looks lovely/cuddly/sweet/charming/adorable/pretty (underline the most suitable word) here. But. Shall I offer you some Clearasil, young Steven?

Sorry, I'm terrible. That's because I haven't slept for 28 hours.

 

[Quiffaa]

There are far more creative places to put needles through.

(Why is there no evil smiley?)

staunch anti royalist harrumph! against any Albert Sachsen-Coburg stuff ...

I'm confused.

the thoughts ran thus:
Mozzers èar piercings -> other places for piercings-> my protest against (a) "Prince" Albert piercing* (PA), a type of male genital piercings said to be invented by the hubby of "Queen" Victoria.
esp. whenever Moz might be concerned

Since I detest titles, I usually refer to the crowned folks by their ordinary names ( "Elizabeth Windsor" (= ERII)), thus Vic (Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld) and Al (Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha) (above I posted the name in german, Saxe=Sachsen) .

warning: absolutely not worksafe and not for the faint of heart mind and soul http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
and be careful while reading this next sentence

The most common story is that it was a so-called "dressing ring," used to pull the penis into tight fitting fashions, and that Prince Albert himself had one. Others have suggested than he wore it to keep his foreskin retracted and "fresh smelling" so as not to offend his Queen

rather focus on this:

Mozcat who had the catnip

after he met a frinker

 

[Spyderfyngers]

staunch anti royalist harrumph! against any Albert Sachsen-Coburg stuff ...

the thoughts ran thus:
Mozzers èar piercings -> other places for piercings->
warning: absolutely not worksafe and not for the faint of heart mind and soul http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
and be careful while reading this next sentence

Aaaaah...I wasn't thinking of that particular one, but now you're talking.

Hold still, Mister M. Try not to squirm...

 

[Quiffaa]

*valiant Quiffaa in shining armour comes rushing in on their faithful steed to the rescue of fair Moz*

 

[Spyderfyngers]

*valiant Quiffaa in shining armour comes rushing in on their faithful steed to the rescue of fair Moz*

How about a little jewelled microdermal?

Underskin beads?

Tattoo of a daffodil?

*cackle*

 

[CrystalGeezer]

*ouch*

 

[Quiffaa]

to make this legal

Morrissey with his nephew


do I really want to research what "microdermal" really means? ...

I`ll have Moz au nature please,

just some flowers around ...

thinks of a "british beauty" shot (nxt pic= counter-marketing and sexier version of the `american beauty`pic)

maybe another idea for wooly lasciviousness ...

 

[Spyderfyngers]

do I really want to research what "microdermal" really means? ...

It's a little L-shaped piece of metal placed under the skin. You can then screw things to it externally, like jewels. They can be really pretty, but tend to be rejected by the body.

As for the wee blonde nephew, he's married now. A mere child - married! Good lord.

 

[Quiffaa]

It's a little L-shaped piece of metal placed under the skin. You can then screw things to it externally, like jewels. They can be really pretty, but tend to be rejected by the body.

As for the wee blonde nephew, he's married now. A mere child - married! Good lord.

The youth of today! Heterosexuals flaunting their lifestyle all over the place! - Sorry folks - tongue in cheek - effects of an overload of selfaggrandising rc hypocrites in bishops frocks - aaargh - even my hardcore rc mum wants to kill that bloke/ me, I just opt for kicking bishs buttock

Moz seems to be into glittering applications ... see glittercaterpillar on cover

glittering threads

imagine this was glittering sand ...

 

[Je Suis Julie]

Moz seems to be into glittering applications ... see glittercaterpillar on cover

One can NEVER have too much glitter.

glittering threads

....or too many sheer glittery shirts over low-slung jeans
*dies* That is a gorgeous shot!

imagine this was glittering sand ...

Oh darling, that IS glittering sand.
(in my world, at least)

 

[Quiffaa]

One can NEVER have too much glitter.


....or too many sheer glittery shirts over low-slung jeans
*dies* That is a gorgeous shot!



Oh darling, that IS glittering sand.
(in my world, at least)

You speak my mind, Sweetie!

There should be an online petition for Moz to wear see-through plus glitter plus low-slung jeans ... sigh !

Until this pic I never knew that axilliar hair could be so temptingly sexy

 

[CrystalGeezer]

*googles "axilliar"*

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Sexy armpit hair?

Yeah it is kinda sexy.

 

[Quiffaa]

sorry for my typo of `axillary hair`
`armpit` makes me think of surface/ underground mining

Moz`armpit hair is almoist hardcore prn in this pic -sigh- don*t you want to do things here and there?

imagine what happens next in that pic .... shirt tries to leave his tender hips
sexy skin ... hot atmosphere ... glittering and provoking improvistional talents hidden under shyness ...

 

[dailyalice]

Sexy armpit hair?

Yeah it is kinda sexy.

It's way sexy - but only because it's Morrissey's.

 

[Quiffaa]

My expertise re male anatomy might need a brushy rub

... but isn`t it located a tad too near his favourite left nipple here?

Thought axillary hair would be more centered in midst the pit?

POlease check on nearest male - just for scientific reasons ...

 

[Je Suis Julie]

There should be an online petition for Moz to wear see-through plus glitter plus low-slung jeans ... sigh !

*licks pencil*
*unfurls parchment*

Dear Wardrobe Mistress/Master:

We the undersigned hereby request that Morrissey wear the above mentioned combo (see-through plus glitter plus low-slung jeans) whenever possible.

With Deepest Gratitude,
All the people who have viewed this thread well over 2,000,000 times. And anyone who has seen the attached photo.

PS - A sparkly jacket now and again wouldn't hurt either

 

[Quiffaa]

*licks pencil*
*unfurls parchment*

Dear Wardrobe Mistress/Master:

We the undersigned hereby request that Morrissey wear the above mentioned combo (see-through plus glitter plus low-slung jeans) whenever possible.

With Deepest Gratitude,
All the people who have viewed this thread well over 2,000,000 times. And anyone who has seen the attached photo.

PS - A sparkly jacket now and again wouldn't hurt either

Yay! Where do I sign?

*adds
`wardrobe malfunctions are welcome` *

 

[dailyalice]

This is what I'm seeing in the picture - the axillary hair seems to be in the right place: