a whole thread of revised, woke Morrissey song titles...

[Anonymoose]

That Joke Isn't Politically Correct Anymore

 

[Anonymous]

Meat is Micro-Aggression.
The Father Who Must be Chilled.

 

[Anonymous]

This Charming Them

 

[Anonymous]

Themfriend In A Coma

 

[Anonymous]

The Ordinary Thems
Driving Your Them Home
We Love It When Our Friends Become Successful
You’re The One For Me, Lovely

 

[Ryan]

There's A Place In Heaven For Me And My F/Riends

 

[Anonymous]

"Your boyfriend he / went down on one knee
Well, could it be / he supports Black Lives Matter?"

 

[Anonymous]

Frankly, Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms./Mx. Shankly

 

[A scanty bit of thing]

Sheila was light years ahead of her time because she played this game RIGHT and knew not to curtsy

 

[nicky wire's legs]

jack the (alleged) ripper

 

[nicky wire's legs]

my birthing person lay softly on the riverbed

 

[Redacted]

Lifeguard Sleeping, Fisherthem Drowning.

That one is about Sam Smith

Sam Smith corrects Alex Jones on 'The One Show' after being misgendered by 'fisherthem' comment

Sam Smith was forced to correct Alex Jones on ‘The One Show’ after she misgendered the singer when discussing dreams of being a "fisherthem".

www.nme.com

 

[nicky wire's legs]

make sure the light goes out when you're not using it

 

[Anonymous]

There is a Place in Tavistock For Me and My Friends

 

[Anonymous]

JK Rowling on the Guillotine

 

[Ryan]

Back To The Elderly House

 

[Anonymous]

It's Hard to Walk Tall When You're Vertically Challenged.

 

[Anonymous]

Your Strong and Empowered Lady Friend is Driving Me Home

 

[Anonymous]

People Who Identify As Female and Refuse to Comform to Oppresive Lookist Beauty Standards Dig Graves

 

[Anonymous]

Sensitivity Reader Meet Author.