CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Re: David McAlmont reveals 'Yes' was originally sent to Morrissey (interview at The Mouth Magazine)
You should've been Proactive© and asked her out.
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Just had the following interaction with a cashier at Tesco whilst buying a four pack of beer at 11.30 PM; a young woman of Indian origin with an adorable acne'd face.
Her: Is this your late night drink after work?
Me: Yes, it's a bit depressing.
Her: So, are you depressed?
Me: Have you not been reading? Everyone is depressed nowadays.
Her: There's more to life than books you know.
I feel in love instantly.
You should've been Proactive© and asked her out.
Geddit? Geddit?