Worm
Taste the diffidence
“I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.”
“I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke."
“If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.”
“Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.”
“Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.”
“I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.”
"I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun."
“[Dance music] is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.”
“I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.”
“Artists aren't really people. I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.”
"The Chinese are a subspecies".
Notice a pattern?
Hyperbole (Greek: περβολή, 'exaggeration') is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. (Wikipedia)
“I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke."
“If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.”
“Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.”
“Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.”
“I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.”
"I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun."
“[Dance music] is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.”
“I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.”
“Artists aren't really people. I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.”
"The Chinese are a subspecies".
Notice a pattern?
Hyperbole (Greek: περβολή, 'exaggeration') is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. (Wikipedia)
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