Vector, part 94

[Uncleskinny]

The transfer survived a wash at 40% with no ill-effects, in case anyone was wondering. Cool-ish iron on reverse side.

Are you going to do a line of Morrissey pillowcases for the frink ladies? "Send me the pillow you dream on", or whatever.

I wasn't being sarcastic, I really wasn't. Really.

I couldn't make any money on any of these - break-even only is good enough, and on that basis, I'll take ideas for the next line. Pillowcases, eh?

Peter

 

[Worm]

I wasn't being sarcastic, I really wasn't. Really.

I couldn't make any money on any of these - break-even only is good enough, and on that basis, I'll take ideas for the next line. Pillowcases, eh?

Peter

Instead of "obey", you should have a vector version of the bloke on the cover of "The World Won't Listen" with "LISTEN" in bold type underneath (i.e. the cropped CD cover, not the full LP photo). Only the initiated (the sad, lonely and lost) will get that.

 

[Uncleskinny]

Instead of "obey", you should have a vector version of the bloke on the cover of "The World Won't Listen" with "LISTEN" in bold type underneath (i.e. the cropped CD cover, not the full LP photo). Only the initiated (the sad, lonely and lost) will get that.

What a terrific idea - can the pic be found in hi-res anywhere, that I can then vectorise, etc?

Cheers,

Peter

It's a bit like Field Of Dreams - If I make them, will you buy?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I wasn't being sarcastic, I really wasn't. Really.

I couldn't make any money on any of these - break-even only is good enough, and on that basis, I'll take ideas for the next line. Pillowcases, eh?

Peter

I've just realised that a ray of light appears to be emanating from my front bottom on one of those photos.

Pillowcases would be fun. Headshot of the Mozzer puckering up; the fangurlies would probably snog it.

Or a jeans pocket-patch with the arse-shot on it.

 

[Worm]

What a terrific idea - can the pic be found in hi-res anywhere, that I can then vectorise, etc?

Cheers,

Peter

It's a bit like Field Of Dreams - If I make them, will you buy?

Would a scan of the CD cover be hi-res enough?

I'd find a way to chip in, yes.

How about another obvious one-- a dish towel with the Mozzer's face and "MEAT IS MURDER" underneath? Y'know, for the happy kitchen.

Underpants with Morrissey's face and the words "WARNING: EXPLOSIVE KEGS"...okay maybe not that one.

I'd love to see an "Obama"-style vector image of Morrissey's profile with the words "(NO) HOPE"...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Would a scan of the CD cover be hi-res enough?

I'd find a way to chip in, yes.

How about another obvious one-- a dish towel with the Mozzer's face and "MEAT IS MURDER" underneath? Y'know, for the happy kitchen.

Underpants with Morrissey's face and the words "WARNING: EXPLOSIVE KEGS"...okay maybe not that one.

I'd love to see an "Obama"-style vector image of Morrissey's profile with the words "(NO) HOPE"...

Tea towels! I could pin one up next to my PG Tips "Munkeh" one.

Pants, you say....?

 

[Uncleskinny]

These are all terrific ideas. We could draw up a list of merchandise, then make it happen. All profits to Salford Lads Club. I'd be happy to do the legwork.

I love the idea of a tea-towel, the lady-knicks, and the No-Hope. Oh yes.

By the way. I hate to intrude... it's spelled "MASTURBATE". Although masterbate looks funnier. A bit like asplode for explode.

I'll go away now...

Peter

 

[Infatuation]

These are all terrific ideas. We could draw up a list of merchandise, then make it happen. All profits to Salford Lads Club. I'd be happy to do the legwork.

I love the idea of a tea-towel, the lady-knicks, and the No-Hope. Oh yes.

By the way. I hate to intrude... it's spelled "MASTURBATE". Although masterbate looks funnier. A bit like asplode for explode.

I'll go away now...

Peter

Always useful to know how to spell Masturbate correctly.

The escape of many awkward situations, made into more attractive ones. The endless help I have received by knowing the accurate spelling.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

And here's the design. I will make the t-shirt this weekend. If anyone else wants one, let me know, and I'll make one for you, for materials and postage only.

Cheers,

Peter

I want it!!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

These are all terrific ideas. We could draw up a list of merchandise, then make it happen. All profits to Salford Lads Club. I'd be happy to do the legwork.

I love the idea of a tea-towel, the lady-knicks, and the No-Hope. Oh yes.

By the way. I hate to intrude... it's spelled "MASTURBATE". Although masterbate looks funnier. A bit like asplode for explode.

I'll go away now...

Peter

Don't forget the "Paris" naked group-shot shopping bag. Cheer up the queue in ASDA a treat, would that.

*whispers* It's okay. It's supposed to be spelt like that.

 

[Uncleskinny]

I want it!!

I got a batch made a couple of weeks ago - if there's enough interest, I'll get some more made. Although I may be moving on to other designs...

Peter

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I got a batch made a couple of weeks ago - if there's enough interest, I'll get some more made. Although I may be moving on to other designs...

Peter

Alright, fair enough. I'm sure we'll be kept posted?

 

[Lemon]

I want it!!

Me too, I just made grabby hand motions at my laptop screen .

 

[Uncleskinny]

*whispers* It's okay. It's supposed to be spelt like that.

Really?

Good Lord. It's the argot of the youngsters, and because I'm old, I stick to the old-fashioned spelling of my hairy-palmed youth.

I think the OED should be told.

Peter

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Really?

Good Lord. It's the argot of the youngsters, and because I'm old, I stick to the old-fashioned spelling of my hairy-palmed youth.

I think the OED should be told.

Peter

Pwned!

*wanders off to icanhazcheezburger for a lolcat fix*

 

[Uncleskinny]

Pwned!

*wanders off to icanhazcheezburger for a lolcat fix*

You see - wear one of the t-shirts and you can tell me anything.

Do you know Saturday's lottery numbers?

Peter

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You see - wear one of the t-shirts and you can tell me anything.

Do you know Saturday's lottery numbers?

Peter

Yes. Yes I do. See you on my yacht!

 

[echobay]

Thanks Peter for the best t-shirt ever! Love it!

 

[Uncleskinny]

I will never, EVER, tire of looking at ladies' chests. And yours in that t-shirt is pretty damn fine.

I'm coming over as an old letch. And that would be true

Glad you like it,

Peter

 

[Uncleskinny]

Instead of "obey", you should have a vector version of the bloke on the cover of "The World Won't Listen" with "LISTEN" in bold type underneath (i.e. the cropped CD cover, not the full LP photo). Only the initiated (the sad, lonely and lost) will get that.

Is this the kind of thing you had in mind?

Cheers,

Peter