The unflattering photos thread

[Claudia2006]

Hey, is Claudia here? I'm kicking myself that I chickened out...

so I wasn't at the Atlanta show, but she was. I heard the story and thought it was so funny.

A couple of months later, on the drive between Detroit and my home in Illinois the day of the Merrillville show, we stopped at a truck stop for a potty break. We fell all over ourselves laughing at a mini-sized box of Cheez-Its.

How funny, b/c I randomly thought of the mini box of Cheez-Its just the other day! I couldn't remember why the idea was scrapped! He would have remembered - I don't think he'll forget Chastain Park very soon. He's mentioned it a couple of times since then.

(I actually liked that show! He stuck it to the yuppies that night! )

 

[Riah Shusher]

 

[Renia]

This is, the most, unflattering picture of Morrissey, EVER. I HATE HATE HATE this picture. D:
I cringe when I see this picture of him.

I mean, I know, he's goofin off and being silly.
BUT OH GOD THAT EXPRESSION.
WTF.
he looks like he's on laughing gas or something and he can't stop laughing!!!
D:

but don't worry Moz, I still love you. you have much more flattering pictures then this one.

 

[oye terence]

this thread always cracks me up

and this picture every time i see it,gives me a shiver and may cause night terrors.

 

[steviesmif]

This is, the most, unflattering picture of Morrissey, EVER. I HATE HATE HATE this picture. D:
I cringe when I see this picture of him.

I mean, I know, he's goofin off and being silly.
BUT OH GOD THAT EXPRESSION.
WTF.
he looks like he's on laughing gas or something and he can't stop laughing!!!
D:

but don't worry Moz, I still love you. you have much more flattering pictures then this one.

And I think you need to shut up because your expressions are horrible

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Hey, Karin, don't ever let the shbf see this one!

And I think you need to shut up because your expressions are horrible

Welcome to SoLow, troll!

 

[Renia]

And I think you need to shut up because your expressions are horrible

Umm...:|
wut.

 

[steviesmif]

There is no bad picture of Morrissey

 

[Riah Shusher]

There is no bad picture of Morrissey

 

[steviesmif]

Hey, Karin, don't ever let the shbf see this one!



Welcome to SoLow, troll!

Very nice welcome

 

[Dow Jones]

Very nice welcome

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Should we charge admission?

 

[steviesmif]

You might think so, but then again you're a fairly new fan yeah?

 

[Dow Jones]

Should we charge admission?

A concession stand would probably be a better investment at this rate.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

A concession stand would probably be a better investment at this rate.

You'd have made a killing about 5 weeks ago with a concession stand.

 

[Dow Jones]

You'd have made a killing about 5 weeks ago with a concession stand.

History repeats itself, gargantuan profit is on the horizon.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

History repeats itself, gargantuan profit is on the horizon.

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

 

[Dow Jones]

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

On the internets it is! Forum trolls never disappoint... unless they have e-explosives for the e-num nums stand. In which case I am cry.

 

[Dow Jones]

Also, here's a ghastly Moz pic. Almost certainly a repost but it's awful enough to slip past while brains hemorrhage.
A promo photo, too. What the hell, honestly.

[/fixderail]

 

[steviesmif]

complete and utter bastards

that is what the majority of Morrissey fans are