sex aids your partner purchased

[Hellie]

Now, before I go out I can just bang Briana Banks out. That way if I come across any lame girls while out I can say I already got my nut off with HOT SEXY Briana Banks.

Yes...humping a platic replica of her genitalia and anus is the exact same thing as f***ing her.

Every guy should have a dismembered porn star in their closet!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Now, before I go out I can just bang Briana Banks out. That way if I come across any lame girls while out I can say I already got my nut off with HOT SEXY Briana Banks.

Yes...humping a platic replica of her genitalia and anus is the exact same thing as f***ing her.

of course it is not, at least to us people that have(or at least had *) real sex with real people
but these sex toys, like fake pussies, are for those vast hordes of men out there who are likely to remain sexual novices for their entire life
in that regard these sex devices seem like a good thing to me perhaps

i mean, at least these women make some easy $ off of them i hope



*=mid July is a hard(excuse the pun ) time of the year for me
but my god! how far gone would one have to be to seek sexual solace with a plastic pussy?
I mean, I get depressed if I am not with someone on the 14th of July just like I do around that time in February and my libido refuses my attempts to ignore it better than most of the rest of the year.
However, I got to think only a virgin could ever really be gratified by plastic...

 

[LuvMozzy]

of course it is not, at least to us people that have(or at least had *) real sex with real people
but these sex toys, like fake pussies, are for those vast hordes of men out there who are likely to remain sexual novices for their entire life
in that regard these sex devices seem like a good thing to me perhaps

i mean, at least these women make some easy $ off of them i hope



*=mid July is a hard(excuse the pun ) time of the year for me
but my god! how far gone would one have to be to seek sexual solace with a plastic pussy?
I mean, I get depressed if I am not with someone on the 14th of July just like I do around that time in February and my libido refuses my attempts to ignore it better than most of the rest of the year.
However, I got to think only a virgin could ever really be gratified by plastic...

But surely everyone can get laid if they really want to these days (ie. meet a fellow freak online), and the majority of the time for free?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

But surely everyone can get laid if they really want to these days (ie. meet a fellow freak online), and the majority of the time for free?

you really think so?
i really just assume that most of the people who i actually meet from online primarily for sex are likely to meet either:

some kind of older creepy guy or some gold digging chick

 

[Jukebox Jury]

But surely everyone can get laid if they really want to these days (ie. meet a fellow freak online), and the majority of the time for free?

Really? What sites are these

you really think so?
i really just assume that most of the people who i actually meet from online primarily for sex are likely to meet either:

some kind of older creepy guy or some gold digging chick

Robbie.... what age do you mean by ''older''

Jukebox Jury

 

[Hellie]

Really? What sites are these



Robbie.... what age do you mean by ''older''

Jukebox Jury

Don't worry JJ...you are the same as Johnny Depp and George Clooney

 

[LuvMozzy]

Really? What sites are these



Robbie.... what age do you mean by ''older''

Jukebox Jury

Our very own Morrissey solo... just choose wisely... very wisely.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

The one's I've seen look like this. Very NSFW link.

$169.95?! Paying that price is an investment, these chaps must have accepted that they're not gonna get much real action for a while.You'd have to be a bit of a tragic bastard to buy one, but a rich tragic bastard at that.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Really? What sites are these



Robbie.... what age do you mean by ''older''

Jukebox Jury

i'd say if you are more than 20 years older than them JJ, then that might be wrong

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Don't worry JJ...you are the same as Johnny Depp and George Clooney

Yes and I am better looking than both of those two by far

Our very own Morrissey solo... just choose wisely... very wisely.

Meet someone on here Can't see that happening to me

Jukebox Jury

 

[meat_is_murder19]

I know a guy who made his own homemade fleshlight out of a pringles tube.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I know a guy who made his own homemade fleshlight out of a pringles tube.

I tried that once too, but found the tube wasn't long enough

Jukebox Jury

 

[Hellie]

I tried that once too, but found the tube wasn't long enough

Jukebox Jury

You were thinking of Mini Pringles

 

[Jukebox Jury]

You were thinking of Mini Pringles

:

Jukebox Jury

 

[pandora]

You were thinking of Mini Pringles

sorry jj but you got to admit that is funny.

 

[pandora]

Yes and I am better looking than both of those two by far



Meet someone on here Can't see that happening to me

Jukebox Jury

now we both know thats not true jj

 

[LuvMozzy]

Yes and I am better looking than both of those two by far



Meet someone on here Can't see that happening to me

Jukebox Jury

Oh, are you the one with the wife with the nice tits? I get confused with all the old blokes. No offence! Hahahaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Mozzer's Left Eyebrow]

Oh, are you the one with the wife with the nice tits? I get confused with all the old blokes. No offence! Hahahaaaaaaaaa.

Lol, that was Uncle Skinny but they were both on Eggheads so easy mistake to make!

 

[LuvMozzy]

Lol, that was Uncle Skinny but they were both on Eggheads so easy mistake to make!

Yeah that's what I meant, brainy blokes, not old blokes.

 

[bysshe]

'I generally take it with me while on business trips'

I wonder how he explains that to airport security?