Satire: The Guardian - Morrissey gets into the top 10 despite our best efforts



Satire: The Guardian: Morrissey Gets Into The Top 10 Despite Our Best Efforts

By Tim Jonze

Despite my and others' attempts to keep Morrissey out of the UK Top 10 Album Chart, we have failed.


We, The Guardian; our friends over at the NME; my cousin, several times removed, Ashli Todd/Spillers; other writer friends at various publications, we've lost again.

Morrissey's album, California Son, has charted at number 4.

We will try again.

See you in January 2020, Morrissey!
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