Why Is This Site So Unfriendly?

[dallow_bg]

Oh no... is this person going to troll our forum now.

She's already spammed the loafingoaf's mailing list with tons of her 'poems'.

 

[Dave]

I'm not being funny but if you can't see that my poetry is brilliant there's seriously something wrong. Read it again and give comments.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I think you're going about the poet thing all wrong. you're supposed to live in a cottage in a meadow or something and we all read it when you are dead.

 

[Dave]

These days???

Are you still kissing moderators' asses? Stupid and boring.

 

[vivaissy]

i think people here are lovely, for the most part.

this forum is very different to the last one but you have to make the effort to speak to people and make friends, its hard i know, but if thats what you want, you have to try.

and sorry, but your poerty is terrible imo. no offence

 

[Busy Clippers]

Sorry, I only like poems with the word "Nantucket" in the first line.

 

[realitybites]

Are you still kissing moderators' asses? Stupid and boring.

feck off!

 

[Dave]

I wrote a poem about it.

Want you to read my poem
you draw the drapes
like yer not home

 

[Musings]

Thanks shauna, it's just the chatroom is a bit abusive sometimes.
Also everyone hates my poetry!!!

The Lonely Millionaire

The tour eventually ends.
He's between homes
His furniture's in a friend's cellar.
It doesn't matter where he lives.
It's beans on toast when he's at home,
Or he goes to a restaurant with a friend.
Always the people-watcher,
If he had any less presence,
He'd be invisible.
He drinks a little too much at the bar,
And silently slags off,
Each woman as she enters.
In some ways he's the ultimate playboy,
No woman good enough.
The only life that greets him,
When he gets home,
Is his dog,
Grateful to be out of kennels.


[name removed]

Copyright ©2006 [name removed]

Cream cakes, I will say one positive thing about your poetry: it's damned funny.

(As it was meant to be, I'm sure, if you'd only just admit it.)

 

[konstantinl]

Back in the ninties I used to follow Morrissey tours and while I'm not hitting everyone with the same stick, I have to say a lot of the more 'hardcore' Smiths/Morrissey fans that I met were a bunch of arseholes.

I'm sure everyone on this site is nice though, even bearing in mind one of you wanted me shot on my first day here.

 

[mjp]

Are you still kissing moderators' asses? Stupid and boring.

Dave, I thought that was EXACTLY what RB was NOT doing with her post.

 

[Cream Cakes]

20 posts and you expect people to be falling all over themselves to be friends with you? Are you serious?

How many posts do I need to get people falling over me then?


Flock Of Seagulls
They start in the ghettos,
They abuse the system.
They take all our benefits,
And use our education.
They want better jobs,
To get better housing,
To buy a better council house,
So that they can mix with white people.

They marry their white girl/boyfriends,
They have mixed-race babies,
Dressed in designer togs,
And then they forget all about Africa.
They watch English telly,
They support Anti-Racism,
They give their money to charity,
And all their friends are white.

(extract from poem)

[name removed]

Copyright ©2006 [name removed]

 

[Cream Cakes]

it reminds me of the poems Adrian Mole would send to the BBC....

Thank you, THANK YOU!!!!!

I LOVE Adrian Mole!!!!!!

 

[realitybites]

Dave, I thought that was EXACTLY what RB was NOT doing with her post.

Exactly. I was questioning uncleskinny's perception. Dave will find anything I write and twist it to his liking so that he can justify his infantile compulsion to troll me.

 

[Dave]

Exactly. I was questioning uncleskinny's perception. Dave will find anything I write and twist it to his liking so that he can justify his infantile compulsion to troll me.

I don't think that one comment is trolling. It's stupid and boring that this has some kind of life of it's own now.

 

[andy_fozzy]

Thank you, THANK YOU!!!!!

I LOVE Adrian Mole!!!!!!

Oh god..........

 

[Sinefil]

Do we have to read every poem you put here to be your friend? Or write 'good' comments about them?
If you are expecting something like that, well yes this forum is unfriendly...

 

[Cream Cakes]

Here's another:


Being Overtaken

But my dear people,
Don't you know how I long;
To get my silky, brown legs,
Underneath you cold, hard Formica tables?
To seduce your milky, white men with;
Chemically-relaxed hair;
Full mouth;
Pristine teeth?
It's so very important to me.
I want to embrace your culture and then;
Twist your language and spit it back out at you;
Dressed in more beauitiful bows;
And lace ties than you could ever imagine!
Could it really be skin tone,
That makes me feel this way?

(extract from poem)

[name removed]

Copyright ©2006 [name removed]

 

[WhatDifferenceDoesItMake?]

How many posts do I need to get people falling over me then?

Well lets just say enough for people to even recognize your username, and it would help to not bother people with poems

 

[wutheringheights]

Why Is This Site So Unfriendly?

You're right.........up to a point.
I've noticed in the Downloads/Bootlegs section, that whenever someone takes the trouble to upload a gig, they might get several hundred views, with most of them probably downloading it as well, but as few as 3 or 4 people will actually bother to thank them for it. Also, often when people politely request a gig that many of the members here have probably got, no one even bothers to reply to the post, let alone help them out.

.

 

[Cream Cakes]

Cream cakes, I will say one positive thing about your poetry: it's damned funny.

(As it was meant to be, I'm sure, if you'd only just admit it.)

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