Sam Smith is so desperate for fame

[nicky wire's legs]

She only compliments you because she hates me and because I’ve complained about your curmudgeonly ways. She’s nuts.

and not in a fun, fabulous way either

 

[nicky wire's legs]

They're not even in the same universe.

goes without saying, bun bun bunny!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

the first thing you need if you're going to try to pull off these antics is a neck. there are many other things you need, but the first thing is a neck.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

and not in a fun, fabulous way either

No, in a way that is somehow both pathetic and disturbing.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

No, in a way that is somehow both pathetic and disturbing.

also quite chilling if you knew some of the things i know about this individual and things that they've done

 

[Gregor Samsa]

also quite chilling if you knew some of the things i know about this individual and things that they've done

I bet. I have no idea.

 

[Lustman]

Some beans abuse

 

[Young And Alive]

Frantic for fame, they're all on the game

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

Frantic for fame, they're all on the game

Fame is a concept from an receding paradigm. But we go on.

 

[Ryan]

"Who wore it better?"

 

[Anonymous]

Instead of calling him they or them can’t we just call him an it?

e.g. Sam Smith was photographed laying on the floor with some string tied around its gut. It looked like it was impersonating rolled pork.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

"Who wore it better?"

Suddenly I'm a vegetarian

 

[nicky wire's legs]

*waits for lecture from Aubrey about how being grossed out by naked sam Smith is not the right reason to go vegetarian *

 

[Redacted]

"Who wore it better?"

You would not have posted this if you like us

 

[Ryan]

You would not have posted this if you like us

He's singing at me from the radio now as I type this. Help!

 

[Redacted]

He's singing at me from the radio now as I type this. Help!

You summoned him, but you do have my sympathy that the demonic pork roll is assaulting your eardrums and well being

 

[j*e*t]

Instead of calling him they or them can’t we just call him an it?

e.g. Sam Smith was photographed laying on the floor with some string tied around its gut. It looked like it was impersonating rolled pork.

I agree in that 'it' is better than 'they' because the latter is plural and, even if you have more than one gender (or none), you are still a single being. I think 'e would be a good alternative as it could be used for anybody (and those who speak Estuary English do this for males already).

 

[Aubrey McFate]

*waits for lecture from Aubrey about how being grossed out by naked sam Smith is not the right reason to go vegetarian *

I think any reason is a good reason to become vegetarian—even a naked Sam Smith. The ends would justify the means.

 

[Sick as a Pike]

Sam smith needs to jog on or get in the sea. I'm not buying his stage persona it repulses me to tears .