What does it mean when a guy says...

[Mr Smith]

yes, but which one?

Vogue magazine says genital warts are making a comeback for 2009.

 

[nugz]

1. Why don't you have any tact?

2. Because my last boyfriend got weirded out when I finally granted him his fantasy three-way with my friend Kelly. What a chicken, right?

3. Oh, he's out in the car. In the trunk of the car, actually, in four Hefty bags.

4. He's in Iraq fighting for freedom. What the f*** are you doing to help, asshole?

5. I'm a big, starry-eyed dreamer: I'm holding out to meet a man who doesn't ask me colossally retarded questions.

6. Because I'm bi-curious. Or, I was. Just now you've convinced me to stick with chicks.

7. He got lost in the mail.

8. Could you repeat the question? This time move a little closer, I'm still not sure exactly which kind of hot sauce you put on that onion-liverwurst-asparagus sandwich.

9. What can I say? He wanted a change and the Dodgers ponied up the cash.

10. What do I look like, your bathroom mirror?

i dont think I've ever used this in my life but...

ROFLMAO

especially #10. thx Worm, I'm gonna start on memorizing them right now.

 

[mauve21]

It means he wants to have his

and eat it too!