Ben Chill
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Oh no he won't....
....Learning lines in the rain
Special effects by Loonatik and drinks
Freeze frame, screen kiss, hot heads, lights and power
It's patently obvious
Star & Garter Nov 7th
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Oh no he won't....
....Learning lines in the rain
Special effects by Loonatik and drinks
Freeze frame, screen kiss, hot heads, lights and power
It's patently obvious
mbb321
Deano
I have just come back from successfully completing my mission of finding someone with a condom at a Morrissey/Smiths disco. Took a while, but Deano NEVER fails. Glad to see some old faces, Annelaise, Jo (Bluenose) and Olivia. The girl in the leopard skin dress, i salute you 
As always, yours,
Deano x
As always, yours,
Deano x
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I have just come back from successfully completing my mission of finding someone with a condom at a Morrissey/Smiths disco. Took a while, but Deano NEVER fails. Glad to see some old faces, Annelaise, Jo (Bluenose) and Olivia. The girl in the leopard skin dress, i salute you
As always, yours,
Deano x
I can actually confirm that Deano did indeed go round the entire room asking if people had a condom
And yes..... the women in the leopard skin dress...... how the hell they didn't fall out even once all night was impressive....
And Ben Budd pulled AGAIN
despite the TWO he pulled last month both being there, he kopped off with someone else. Sadly, with Grim not being there, we had no photographic evidence to display here...
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Shipwrecked Escapologist
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Cracking night, probably the busiest I have seen it. Good to see a few familiar faces.
Good to see my mate Jo made an impression on a few people
Good to see my mate Jo made an impression on a few people
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Cracking night, probably the busiest I have seen it. Good to see a few familiar faces.
Good to see my mate Jo made an impression on a few people
Jo being the leapoard skin style dressed lady with, well.... you had to be there......
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mbb321
Deano
It wasn't for me, i was set the challenge and claimed my prize (double JD and coke with ice). I think this could become a regular feature. Balls to 'Challenge Anneka', 'Challenge Deano' will be up and running for next time. Please pm me your challenges, and i will either do a mystery draw or let you vote on the best one.
Shame i didn't get to speak to Jo, although she did seem to have a skill for carrying 4 pints back from the bar
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It wasn't for me, i was set the challenge and claimed my prize (double JD and coke with ice). I think this could become a regular feature. Balls to 'Challenge Anneka', 'Challenge Deano' will be up and running for next time. Please pm me your challenges, and i will either do a mystery draw or let you vote on the best one.
Shame i didn't get to speak to Jo, although she did seem to have a skill for carrying 4 pints back from the bar
I challenge you to grab a handful of the lass with the leopard skin style dress
Oh.... you said to PM you the challenge.... how do I delete this?
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ThisCharmingGirl
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What is your name then?
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S&G
Member
Dean, you owe Ian a drink for supplying you with said Condom. Although technically, being as he's an employee of the Star and Garter and the Love Sock he got you was in his car then your claim that you got it from somebody who was "at the Morrissey/Smiths disco" could be called into question.
Nevertheless you owe Ian a drink as recompense for your free drink at the night you arrived late for and queued to get into for an hour. The same night which, on this thread I believe, you (as usual) claimed you only had a 4/10 intention of attending.
Deano - fashion icon, dancer par excellence, sex symbol, artist, liar
Oh it's all coming out now isn't it?
So Deano may have already HAD a condom when he badgered me into handing over my prized form of contraception? You hoarding ginger bastard!
Why do YOU need AT LEAST two condoms? One for the one on the front of your forehead too?
Love you really. x
So Deano may have already HAD a condom when he badgered me into handing over my prized form of contraception? You hoarding ginger bastard!
Why do YOU need AT LEAST two condoms? One for the one on the front of your forehead too?
Love you really. x
mbb321
Deano
This is a complete FABRICATION of the truth. I got the 'endurance' condom from Ben. Ian offered me one of three 'flavoured' condoms from his car stash, to which i thanked him for the offer but that i had already attained the said merchandise.
Are you having a go because i demanded a fresh mint from you at the end, which you reluctantly parted with? I will offer Ian Burger King in the future, but not your tight self! Pah!
Deano - fashion icon, dancer par excellence, sex symbol, artist, honest
mbb321
Deano
S & G wants to talk about it, i want to talk about it and have had to defend my name and reputation, everybody wants to read about it. You will not BELIEVE (Vic Reeves Big Night Out styley) the PM's i've been getting, News of the World sales today dropped 10% because of this thread alone.
Ben, you cannot hoard the attention all of the time chick. You can keep hoarding the women in the S & G though, just watch out for getting any up the duff if another condom challenge comes my way!
S&G
Member
No. I was merely making a point that you asked for and accepted a French Letter from Ian at the door then bragged on here about it, forgetting to mention your late arrival and queue time, which would lead many people to assume that your so-called bragging rights about coming into the possession of a Nodding Sock were done with the intention of steering readers away from your '4/10 chance because I've got Football Manager' lies earlier in this thread.
As for your 'demand' for a mint which was 'reluctantly parted with', you have answered your own question there. Try demanding other things from people you barely know and let us all know what reaction you get. Just don't LIE about what the REACTIONS actually ARE because we can all SEE through your TISSUE of LIES.*
*The final sentence was inspired by and lifted in part from The News Of The World
ThisCharmingGirl
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What is your name then?
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Justerini Brooks.
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Ha ha ha I just googled that very name.... and it fits in with that ''private'' message you sent me
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