What if they could jump in a time machine and trade places?
PRESIDENT CROMWELL:
"Truly I avow that this great victory given us over the heathen armies, bought dearly by the blood of our courageous young valiants in pitched combat, aided by God's streaming airborne vessels, from whose bellies issue our ennobl'd smart bombs for to teach our freedoms to the fig-colored idolators, pays glorious witness to our Lord Jesus Christ under whose holy shadow we stand as acorns 'neath an oak. Wrathful Christian soldiers, assembled all proudly aboard this mighty waveborne vessel, I say unto you, the hour of triumph is upon us. Let each man's head, though the flesh rightly be despis'd in the name o' the church, bear tonight my crown of words, of no niggard'ly metal beaten but forged in the bowels of your righteous President, a servant of Christ and a Texan too: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED".
LORD PROTECTOR BUSH:
"The, uh...look, the insurgents in Ireland-- the, the Catholics just won't-- they won't accept our way of life. Our freedoms. And, and...we are defeating the bad people...the insurgency is going well. It's going well. Just misunderestimated. Now, we've had to, uh, clear the slate for the commonwealth and...um. Look, sometimes you're going to have to kill some people. Innumberful folks. My commanders tell me things are g-g-going well. In Dublin and, uh, other...places...but I'm a decide-- a deicison guy, too, and I decide...I am decisive and I decide. It's a scary time-- good people are...there are madmens in Ireland and there's uncertainty and potential mental losses. I'm firm on that."