The official 'best tennis-related Morrissey/Smiths songs' thread

[Maurice E]

There's a place on Henman Hill for me and my friends!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Angel, Angel, Wimbledon We Go Together

 

[alcoholic afternoons]

Please, please, please let me get the winner I want

Ace is my middle name

To me Roger Federer is a work of art

 

[prisoner77]

Lazy Suebarker.urgh.

 

[Cantona]

these are the best I can do but are truly terrible ...

The forehand that rocks the cradle
Serena take a bow
Umpire sleeping, girl serving
You just haven't served it yet baby

 

[Eraserhead]

Such a little swing makes such a big difference

 

[kyleleonard]

I'm Throwing My Arms Around Simona Halep (Pre-breast reduction)

 

[Maurice E]

been watching the tennis this afternoon - more song titles I'm afraid...

- Pistol Pete is Murder
- The Queen is Fed
- You just haven't served it yet, Gaby*

*As in G Sabatini (of moderate late 80s/early 90s fame)

 

[Eraserhead]

Lucky Lisicki

You were good in your time (Federer tribute)

 

[ToDieByYourSide]

How Serve is Now?

 

[Pokey]

A Tsonga from under the floorboards.