Mr.Improper PIMP..mofo
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These are MY opinions...don't like it/them? too f***in bad. Here's what I saw that I liked/didn't like during my brief stay in "Sin City":
The Bad:
1st: Can anyone get a f***ing drink in this town w/o shelling out $50-$100 bucks to gamble? Jesus H Christ! Took the PIMP almost 45 minutes to get a drink from the bar closest to the tables. The bartender(I want to say his name was Eddie, might be wrong) was a complete and utter douche, and seemed to not give 2 shits whether or not anyone got a drink. That's why i didnt tip you sonny boy.
Plus, for the love of Pete: stop overcharging to play golf? I don't mind paying $100 bucks + to play a nice course, but the horseshit course I played, which I won't mention(TPC Summerlin on Thursday), was garbage, and i should hit you w/my 5 iron for that.
Next on the agenda: The "lineup" of fans for the show. Can there be a more ruder/douche-ier group of people on the planet? I doubt it. Get aload of this: I'm standing in the crowd against the back wall upstairs(which they whisked away to upstairs "holding area" before sending us down to the show), These f***ers have the f***ing audacity to actually want to go IN ORDER mind you, of there #'s they were given before the event? only to have it become a total clusterf*** once they release us downstairs. Thanks for "walking" everyone...
. Pretty funny that those who wanted to stay by the numbers given, ended up assing people out of the way, so they could get by the stage. I'll bet a fiver that had someone knocked # 5 out of the way, and they were # 42 to the stage area, there would've been hell to pay?
You have got to be some of thee rudest f***wads I have ever met. I tried making small talk with a couple of folks, only to have them whining about something and being total pricks. f*** you!!
Who was the woman(women?) whining all f***ing day and night(Im told by several) to everyone within shouting distance that they were there all f***ing day and whined about how they had to be #1 and 2" in line? You're f***ing pathetic people. Its a f***ing concert, not the end of the world...don't be a f***ing piece of shit to others and not expect retaliation in return. I heard from SEVERAL security folk in the hotel that 2-3-4 folks(possibly these two idiots), bugged the shit outta security so much, they were about to get booted out. How old are you? grow the f*** up. Doesn't matter what "number" you are...what time you came in...nothing.....just enjoy the show, have a good time...and be NICE!!! Is that too much to ask? You looked like a huge jackass(which I'll bet is nothing new to you?). You get an "F" for f*** You from me.
Who was the rather large stomached girl with the black hair near the very front of the line who was an utter c*** to many?(I think she was wearing a white sweater vest sorta deal?) This girl looked pretty funny...sorta slim body..pretty face...til you reached her rather large midsection.....? Hey honey...instead of being douchey to folks(as many standing near me claimed you were to them), try something called "EXERCISE" and/or "INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATIONS"? I'm sure many would appreciate it. If you spent half the time you used being an utter douchenipple to folks, and more time making yourself a better person, you'd be 1,000 times better off. Got it SWEETY?
Julia Riley- SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!!! I've been VERY kind to Ms.Riley and stood up for her MANY a time here over the years, but I have to say, she was kinda creepy on Sat night to many. Plus, she totally brushed off many fans,why Julia? I met you a few times, and you seemed like a nice lady, (even struck up a conversation with you at a show on the last tour), but you blew it big time w/me Sat night. I know his PIMPship digs you...and normally I wouldn't say this sorta thing, but you were very very douchey to folks, and I didn't like it. Be kind to your customers/fellow fans Julia, or you'll soon find yourself w/o a magazine? kinda defeats the purpose you pissing off the very folks who buy your stuff?
And for godssake: Eat something!! I thought you were going to shrivel up right there.
The f***ing stupid security dudes/dudettes who work @ the casino. I'm not asking you to know every f***ing event that goes on at your fine establishment(kudo's to the folks who created "The Playboy Club"-good god, the hotties were there on Fri night. The PIMP was in full effect and PIMPin on some fine ass beeyotch who was wearing a bad ass thong-Tamara, thank you for a great Fri Night/Sat Morning). But for f***s sake at least try to have SOME knowledge as to who his majesty, The PIMP of the Universe is? After asking COUNTLESS security dudes where the line was for the PIMP, I was told several conflicting stories about where to stand, where not to stand, etc. Are you f***ing dolts clueless? Here's a thought: GET ON THE SAME f***ING PAGE WITH EACH OTHER? A week before the show, you should've had EVERY-f***ING THING straightened out. Other than that, you were beautiful to me, and I thank you for that. Also, no f***ing signage telling us where to line up, if we needed to wait inside/outside...nothing, what up with dat?.
The f***ing dolt sammiches who felt the need to belittle others in line(Yes you f***ing did and you know who you be...I heard SEVERAL shit talkers that night-2 folks right in front of me). I think you folks forget the cardinal f***ing rule for attending a concert:
SHUT YOUR f***ING FACES, STAND THERE, WAIT FOR THE SHOW, GO TO SHOW, SHOW ENDS, YOU LEAVE, HAVE A GREAT TIME.
Seems simple enough right? then why did it seem like I was back in f***ing kindergarten? Remember: We're all there for the same purpose: To enjoy his majesty's music, sing along, have fun. Not to talk shit about your fellow neighbors, it's pathetic little kid shit, and you all know better.
The "line of fans" waiting for show: PEOPLE for the last goddamned time:
WHO GIVES A f*** WHAT # YOU ARE IN LINE? YOU'LL ALL SEE THE f***ING SHOW, GROW THE f*** UP! IT'S JUST A f***ING CONCERT, NOT BRAIN SURGERY.
There were MANY in line who were extreme douches to people.....knock it the f*** off. Would you like it done to you? probably not, so don't do it to others. Also, many girls there were rude to others, drop the "c*** like" 'tudes, you're not Carmen Electra for f***s sake. If you were, you still need to drop it. I almost smacked a bitch on Sat for being f***ing stupid you(and I would never think that before-you honey-and you know who you be) deserved it.
The GOOD: Yours truely won $ 800.00 playing blackjack, that's worth the price of admission right there. Not bad for a $50 dollar investment?
The 3 smokin mad freak wimmens wearing thongs in front of me earlier Fri Night in front of "Rain", thank you for that. You also bought me a drink, and your friend Tamara should be illegal in some states. Minnesota is a better place with you 3 living there.
The Head security dude(or person in charge) @ Pearl, you rock the f***in house homie! Your attitude and wanting people to have a great time, made me enjoy the night a little more, good lookin out on that.
Hardly any "stage invaders" till the end. Very very good job! You finally figured it out, I'm proud of you.
HIS MAJESTY, THE PIMP OF THE f***ING UNIVERSE, MORRISSEY:
You were amazing(as usual) and you made the trip all worth while for me. Thank you for a wonderful night capper. You will always be numero uno king PIMP to me.
Now.......I'm off to the east coast for 2 shows.
Behave yourselves and enjoy the shows
The Bad:
1st: Can anyone get a f***ing drink in this town w/o shelling out $50-$100 bucks to gamble? Jesus H Christ! Took the PIMP almost 45 minutes to get a drink from the bar closest to the tables. The bartender(I want to say his name was Eddie, might be wrong) was a complete and utter douche, and seemed to not give 2 shits whether or not anyone got a drink. That's why i didnt tip you sonny boy.
Plus, for the love of Pete: stop overcharging to play golf? I don't mind paying $100 bucks + to play a nice course, but the horseshit course I played, which I won't mention(TPC Summerlin on Thursday), was garbage, and i should hit you w/my 5 iron for that.
Next on the agenda: The "lineup" of fans for the show. Can there be a more ruder/douche-ier group of people on the planet? I doubt it. Get aload of this: I'm standing in the crowd against the back wall upstairs(which they whisked away to upstairs "holding area" before sending us down to the show), These f***ers have the f***ing audacity to actually want to go IN ORDER mind you, of there #'s they were given before the event? only to have it become a total clusterf*** once they release us downstairs. Thanks for "walking" everyone...
. Pretty funny that those who wanted to stay by the numbers given, ended up assing people out of the way, so they could get by the stage. I'll bet a fiver that had someone knocked # 5 out of the way, and they were # 42 to the stage area, there would've been hell to pay?You have got to be some of thee rudest f***wads I have ever met. I tried making small talk with a couple of folks, only to have them whining about something and being total pricks. f*** you!!
Who was the woman(women?) whining all f***ing day and night(Im told by several) to everyone within shouting distance that they were there all f***ing day and whined about how they had to be #1 and 2" in line? You're f***ing pathetic people. Its a f***ing concert, not the end of the world...don't be a f***ing piece of shit to others and not expect retaliation in return. I heard from SEVERAL security folk in the hotel that 2-3-4 folks(possibly these two idiots), bugged the shit outta security so much, they were about to get booted out. How old are you? grow the f*** up. Doesn't matter what "number" you are...what time you came in...nothing.....just enjoy the show, have a good time...and be NICE!!! Is that too much to ask? You looked like a huge jackass(which I'll bet is nothing new to you?). You get an "F" for f*** You from me.
Who was the rather large stomached girl with the black hair near the very front of the line who was an utter c*** to many?(I think she was wearing a white sweater vest sorta deal?) This girl looked pretty funny...sorta slim body..pretty face...til you reached her rather large midsection.....? Hey honey...instead of being douchey to folks(as many standing near me claimed you were to them), try something called "EXERCISE" and/or "INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATIONS"? I'm sure many would appreciate it. If you spent half the time you used being an utter douchenipple to folks, and more time making yourself a better person, you'd be 1,000 times better off. Got it SWEETY?
Julia Riley- SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!!! I've been VERY kind to Ms.Riley and stood up for her MANY a time here over the years, but I have to say, she was kinda creepy on Sat night to many. Plus, she totally brushed off many fans,why Julia? I met you a few times, and you seemed like a nice lady, (even struck up a conversation with you at a show on the last tour), but you blew it big time w/me Sat night. I know his PIMPship digs you...and normally I wouldn't say this sorta thing, but you were very very douchey to folks, and I didn't like it. Be kind to your customers/fellow fans Julia, or you'll soon find yourself w/o a magazine? kinda defeats the purpose you pissing off the very folks who buy your stuff?
And for godssake: Eat something!! I thought you were going to shrivel up right there.
The f***ing stupid security dudes/dudettes who work @ the casino. I'm not asking you to know every f***ing event that goes on at your fine establishment(kudo's to the folks who created "The Playboy Club"-good god, the hotties were there on Fri night
. The PIMP was in full effect and PIMPin on some fine ass beeyotch who was wearing a bad ass thong-Tamara, thank you for a great Fri Night/Sat Morning). But for f***s sake at least try to have SOME knowledge as to who his majesty, The PIMP of the Universe is? After asking COUNTLESS security dudes where the line was for the PIMP, I was told several conflicting stories about where to stand, where not to stand, etc. Are you f***ing dolts clueless? Here's a thought: GET ON THE SAME f***ING PAGE WITH EACH OTHER? A week before the show, you should've had EVERY-f***ING THING straightened out. Other than that, you were beautiful to me, and I thank you for that. Also, no f***ing signage telling us where to line up, if we needed to wait inside/outside...nothing, what up with dat?.The f***ing dolt sammiches who felt the need to belittle others in line(Yes you f***ing did and you know who you be...I heard SEVERAL shit talkers that night-2 folks right in front of me). I think you folks forget the cardinal f***ing rule for attending a concert:
SHUT YOUR f***ING FACES, STAND THERE, WAIT FOR THE SHOW, GO TO SHOW, SHOW ENDS, YOU LEAVE, HAVE A GREAT TIME.
Seems simple enough right? then why did it seem like I was back in f***ing kindergarten? Remember: We're all there for the same purpose: To enjoy his majesty's music, sing along, have fun. Not to talk shit about your fellow neighbors, it's pathetic little kid shit, and you all know better.
The "line of fans" waiting for show: PEOPLE for the last goddamned time:
WHO GIVES A f*** WHAT # YOU ARE IN LINE? YOU'LL ALL SEE THE f***ING SHOW, GROW THE f*** UP! IT'S JUST A f***ING CONCERT, NOT BRAIN SURGERY.
There were MANY in line who were extreme douches to people.....knock it the f*** off. Would you like it done to you? probably not, so don't do it to others. Also, many girls there were rude to others, drop the "c*** like" 'tudes, you're not Carmen Electra for f***s sake. If you were, you still need to drop it. I almost smacked a bitch on Sat for being f***ing stupid you(and I would never think that before-you honey-and you know who you be) deserved it.
The GOOD: Yours truely won $ 800.00 playing blackjack, that's worth the price of admission right there. Not bad for a $50 dollar investment?
The 3 smokin mad freak wimmens wearing thongs in front of me earlier Fri Night in front of "Rain", thank you for that. You also bought me a drink, and your friend Tamara should be illegal in some states. Minnesota is a better place with you 3 living there.
The Head security dude(or person in charge) @ Pearl, you rock the f***in house homie! Your attitude and wanting people to have a great time, made me enjoy the night a little more, good lookin out on that.
Hardly any "stage invaders" till the end. Very very good job! You finally figured it out, I'm proud of you.
HIS MAJESTY, THE PIMP OF THE f***ING UNIVERSE, MORRISSEY:
You were amazing(as usual) and you made the trip all worth while for me. Thank you for a wonderful night capper. You will always be numero uno king PIMP to me.
Now.......I'm off to the east coast for 2 shows.
Behave yourselves and enjoy the shows
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