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I would say "There is band called Modest Mouse who are in desparate need of a singer."
If Mozzalini handed YOU the mic......
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pandora_cocteau
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It is really scary to have Moz unexpectedly hand you the mic and have him staring right at you with those gorgeous piercing blue eyes waiting for you to say something interesting.....
Last night Moz handed me the mic and I said "Ann Coulter For President" I didn't disappoint
Mel_Torment, that tea towel was really cute..... I was a bit drunk and I forget if he kept it or handed it back to you after he put it in his trousers
the eyes killllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know if Morrissey is aware that his eyes have the power of an ancient sphinx...he should be more careful with the whole..directly looking at you, uttering words. because...wow. yeah. wooowwwwwwww
dislocate my shoulder
Occasionally.
"1,2,3, You don't know a thing about their lives..."
Mars_Rover
Junior Member
That was you?! I've seen that clip on YouTube -- good job! Moz was being very flirty, I thought. I'm not trying to flatter you; I had that impression when I saw the clip last week or so. I loved the teasing way he said, "Do you really want to know?"
DAnn Coulter
Banned
I know, if I hadn't been under the influence of alcohol.... I most likely would've fainted or at least become mute...... thank god for red wine and cranberry vodkas
lottie
Love Me Outside!
And thanks to the wonders of YouTube and to the well-appreciated efforts of FDR/Sean Higbie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AezM_-nBc
OMG
you made that!!its fabby, moz looked very humbled by it too.
well done for getting it to him.
pandora_cocteau
New Member
I know, if I hadn't been under the influence of alcohol.... I most likely would've fainted or at least become mute...... thank god for red wine and cranberry vodkas
i could never drink before a morrissey concert. nothing to impair my experience!!! but then again, i'm suuuch a lighweight, i can have a drink and be on the floor laughing to myself (ok not THAT bad but close...)
DAnn Coulter
Banned
haha....cute!
You would be a very fun girl to be married to..... I don't know if you've noticed but since last night's off topic drama... I've become single again....
ThreeLittleWonders
New Member
If Morrissey handed me the mic I would say;
Boom boom boom
let's go back to my room
so, we can do it all night
and you can make me feel right
Boom boom boom
let's go back to my room
so, we can do it all night
and you can make me feel right
Mel_Torment
Dismember
Brilliant! But would you be able to say it right after he asks you and hands you the mic?
Where is a time machine when you need one?
If he ever has the foolhardiness to hand me the mic again, I think I'll just have to say I'm a deaf mute and that I think he is the most beautiful person in the world.
Thank you to those who congratulated me!
dislocate my shoulder
Occasionally.
It's worse, it has to be sung, not said
When I've been in similar situations, I've done both rather good and pretty silly, so...And yes, a sign language gesture could be a nice option, and you do not depend on any lousy sound technicians.
EDIT> At worst: "Give it a rest, won't you?" (just no more conversation)
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PUNKturedBIKE
Lovely Riah
I'd burst into a brief line from "A Fool Such As I"
Mel_Torment
Dismember
It's worse, it has to be sung, not said
And yes, a sign language gesture could be a nice option, and you do not depend on any lousy sound technicians.
EDIT> At worst: "Give it a rest, won't you?" (just no more conversation)
Sung?! Oh noes! I could not sing on key if my life depended on it! I guess I'll have to stick with written word and/or sign language!
Actually, I've decided on a different topic to ask him about. It has to do with the boy wiff the PORN in his sideboard. He can feel free to give me cheeky answers with this one.
dislocate my shoulder
Occasionally.
Sung?! Oh noes! I could not sing on key if my life depended on it! I guess I'll have to stick with written word and/or sign language!
Actually, I've decided on a different topic to ask him about. It has to do with the boy wiff the PORN in his sideboard. He can feel free to give me cheeky answers with this one.
Yeah, so true. Nobody can convince me I have a lovely singing voice
I could barely stand in as Ann Coates on my very very best day...Speaking of your new topic, the setlists do ask for some questions.
pandora_cocteau
New Member
haha....cute!
You would be a very fun girl to be married to..... I don't know if you've noticed but since last night's off topic drama... I've become single again....
no, i didn't wander the off topic territories...what happened?
jesus, i've become a computer nerd because of morrissey. i remember when i first saw this forum i thought to myself "holy crap, these people are all so lame, acting like they know each other, talking about this forum like it's real life"
look at me now.... *shakes head*
maybe i'll start using emoticons obsessively next. gain 30 lbs. break out. start eating meat. uploading porn...aaaaaaaaaghhhh help me!!!!!
i think that is what i would say to morrissey if i had the chance. (i had the chance but i missed it...regret every minute of it...although...i still don't know what i could have said...so maybe not that much? but when i DO come up with something wittier than "do you come here often?" or "can i buy you a drink?"...i'll beat myself more so than now)
Mel_Torment
Dismember
Yeah, so true. Nobody can convince me I have a lovely singing voice
Speaking of your new topic, the setlists do ask for some questions.
But you said you could respond wittily and sing on the spot pretty well! I guess singing comically and inhibitedly is not the same as singing well!
What questions would you ask regarding the setlist?
I want to ask about the Boy wiff Porn because of my former career as a pornalist (editor/journalist in porn). I used to stop by "the shop that never opens" if I had any assignments in the area. I wonder if the proprietor of "the shop that never opens" ever mentioned my career to Morrissey -- must have at least in passing. I lent the Dagenham Dave vids (porn series I had to review for the GayVN awards) and never got them back. Claims they are lost! Oh well, it was not that good (softcore and not even campy enough to compensate), and it's not like I paid for them. I hope whomever has them is enjoying them at least.
A sample pr0n review in which I had the opportunity to mention the Smiffs
DAnn Coulter
Banned
It's ok if you've become a computer NERD, just don't become a greasy fatass and please stay away from nasty porn and specially any form of meat...yuk! .......
Someone needs to ask Morrissey if he wears Boxers or Briefs.... or Boxerbriefs...... I can't believe no one's ever asked such an important question to such a handsome man........hopefully someone in th eeast coast will have the courage to ask......... if I ever get another chance infront of the Moz mic, i'm asking something naughty
pandora_cocteau
New Member
It's ok if you've become a computer NERD, just don't become a greasy fatass and please stay away from nasty porn and specially any form of meat...yuk! .......
Someone needs to ask Morrissey if he wears Boxers or Briefs.... or Boxerbriefs...... I can't believe no one's ever asked such an important question to such a handsome man........hopefully someone in th eeast coast will have the courage to ask......... if I ever get another chance infront of the Moz mic, i'm asking something naughty
i think morrissey wears calvins. i can see him wearing them (well...i can see other things as well..my imagination is vaaaast and provides incredible images unthinkable to some). he seems like the calvin type o'guy.
or silk underpanties from gucci. yeeeeeahhhhh.
DAnn Coulter
Banned
The best scenerio would be him not wearing any undies at all....that'd be so hot, free-ballin' is a little uncomfortable but really, really hot. I go comando sometimes.
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