God hates the Smiths

[Worm]

I think the sweater Morrissey wears on TQID with the hearts on it was something the Devil wore on a cold day in hell back when the Red Sox finally won the World Series in 2004.

Oh yeah! The Sox won in '04. I forgot that the Devil took a vacation in '04.

 

[Cassius]

Lest we forget, God also hates retards, aka "the devil's children".

Is it bad that I LOL'ed?

And there it is. During the early days of the Earth we find out exactly where retards come from. They are the product of Demons raping women. The spawn of Satan. Half-demon children with spastic retardation and other defects.

Is this a joke website?

My favorite part of the Music section was it's kind last sentence: "I do hope this helps for starters."

 

[Deleted member 4260]

This has GOT to be a joke because if these people really wanted to reach out to goth kids they wouldn't have written the vile shit they wrote in the "Goths Enter Here" section

Dear Loser?
Goths are the lowest form of human trash?
Goths in my opinion are more dangerous to Children than pedophiles?

Wow, what a great way to reach out to them...


WAIT A MINUTE..there's other sections on the website that has:
God Hates Women
God Hates Retards
God Hates Harry Potter

I'm voting for fake. It's not even funny. At least that "Godhatesfags" website where they listed safe and unsafe bands was funny, this just looks like it was done by middle school kids.

 

[Stella Erikson]

Ha-ha-ha, is that site even serious? I mean is that for realz?

 

[Cassius]

This is how you de-Goth your child:

A helpful tool, I'm sure.

 

[Deleted member 4260]

Lest we forget, God also hates retards, aka "the devil's children".

Is it bad that I LOL'ed?



Is this a joke website?

My favorite part of the Music section was it's kind last sentence: "I do hope this helps for starters."

OMG..I LOL'ed for 10 minutes while reading the list of "The Retards involved in The Retard Agenda."

Elvis Presley – Satanic recording artist (Retardation – diabetes)
Marilyn Munroe – Actress, whore, adulteress (Retardation – stutter)

Oh man, I love how they didn't even use spell check!!!

I have high blood pressure but I was retarded way before I got that...

 

[Deleted member 4260]

This is how you de-Goth your child:

A helpful tool, I'm sure.

Ah, didn't see that the first time around...LOL
Total proof the website is fake....

 

[Cassius]

OMG..I LOL'ed for 10 minutes while reading the list of "The Retards involved in The Retard Agenda."

Elvis Presley – Satanic recording artist (Retardation – diabetes)
Marilyn Munroe – Actress, whore, adulteress (Retardation – stutter)

Oh man, I love how they didn't even use spell check!!!

I have high blood pressure but I was retarded way before I got that...

OMG I didn't even see that section!

Stephen Hawking – Satanic Scientist, possible Anti-Christ. Well known for his ugly deformed appearance and his creepy robot voice, which terrifies children Worldwide. (Retardation – Motor Neuron Disease)

Helen Keller – Heathen, Deaf/Blind Activist, woman’s rights activist, birth control supporter (Retardation – blind and deaf)

Bruce Willis – Actor, in Satanic Sci-fi movies ‘Twelve Monkeys’, ‘Armageddon’ and ‘ The 5th Element’, and Satanic Horror ‘Sixth Sense’ about conversing with the dead (Retardation – stutter)

Napoleon – Evil Dictator / Revolutionary (Retardation – epilepsy)


:guffaw:

 

[Deleted member 4260]

OMG I didn't even see that section!

Stephen Hawking – Satanic Scientist, possible Anti-Christ. Well known for his ugly deformed appearance and his creepy robot voice, which terrifies children Worldwide. (Retardation – Motor Neuron Disease)

Helen Keller – Heathen, Deaf/Blind Activist, woman’s rights activist, birth control supporter (Retardation – blind and deaf)

Bruce Willis – Actor, in Satanic Sci-fi movies ‘Twelve Monkeys’, ‘Armageddon’ and ‘ The 5th Element’, and Satanic Horror ‘Sixth Sense’ about conversing with the dead (Retardation – stutter)

Napoleon – Evil Dictator / Revolutionary (Retardation – epilepsy)


:guffaw:

OH MY GAWD!
Sylvester Stallone – Satanic actor started off as a hardcore porn star, later appeared in sick science fiction films such as Judge Dredd and Demolition Man (Retardation – facial paralysis, speech retardation):

 

[iamnicola]

God really hates Creed.

 

[DeathRockSnowWhite]

Lest we forget, God also hates retards, aka "the devil's children".

Is it bad that I LOL'ed?



Is this a joke website?

My favorite part of the Music section was it's kind last sentence: "I do hope this helps for starters."

Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's a joke site.

 

[Qvist]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's a joke site.

The fact that it's not easy to be sure says something though, doesn't it?

cheers

 

[Qvist]

Clever. To continue to argue against you I'd have to defend the site's taste level. You are a sly rhetorician-- you aren't Satan, by any chance, are you? Or at least a Satanic talking fox?

Check-mate, mate. Any clever reply I could make to that would just reinforce your claim. So, that really just leaves me with the attention-grabbing exit:


Damn, my cover blown. And it was going so well too, although I'm sure Suparni must have had his suspicions.

Anyway, since I'm out in the open here let me take this opportunity to refute the slanderous claim that I have rejected Morrissey's soul. In fact, I responded to his expression of interest with an offer of an eternity contract, on what I felt to be generous terms (such as that is, in this business). We had the meeting at the crossroads set up and everything, but he never showed, the two-faced bastard. Instead, it's just some bloke comes up to me and hands me a brown envelope, which turns out to contain a photograph of Morrissey standing at Oscar Wilde's grave, thrusting forward a Christian Dior crucifix and japing derisively at me. I found that really hurtful. There's just no trusting some people.

cheers

 

[Worm]

Anyway, since I'm out in the open here let me take this opportunity to refute the slanderous claim that I have rejected Morrissey's soul. In fact, I responded to his expression of interest with an offer of an eternity contract, on what I felt to be generous terms (such as that is, in this business). We had the meeting at the crossroads set up and everything, but he never showed, the two-faced bastard. Instead, it's just some bloke comes up to me and hands me a brown envelope, which turns out to contain a photograph of Morrissey standing at Oscar Wilde's grave, thrusting forward a Christian Dior crucifix and japing derisively at me. I found that really hurtful. There's just no trusting some people.

cheers

rofl

I'm sure Morrissey didn't show up to the crossroads because he was dreadfully, dreadfully ill. I'm sure he'd have contacted you to reschedule, but he probably didn't know your fax number.

 

[DeathRockSnowWhite]

The fact that it's not easy to be sure says something though, doesn't it?

cheers

Well, I used to be on a Goth forum, and I don't remember how, but they determined it was a joke.

 

[oscillate wildly]

lolz @ satanic Nick Cave.

 

[DeathRockSnowWhite]

 

[nogodsnomasters85]

Not surprisingly, apparently god is not a Pistols fan.

"Sex Pistols: rebellion, self-mutilation, Rotten designed t-shirt
with upside-down crucifixion"

That just about sums it up, doesn't it? Well I guess it's gods' tough shit, then.

Intrestingly, theres' no mention of the Clash, yet they thought of Throbbing Gristle (As if there was any doubt they'd make the cut.) makes me wonder who wrote this thing.

 

[This charming man.]

I use the WOT add on, and it wont let me access it.

 

[Spyderfyngers]

Lest we forget, God also hates retards, aka "the devil's children".

Is it bad that I LOL'ed?

Is this a joke website?

It is. It's been around for quite a while.