Christmas Time When All's Well

[achtungjamie]

I know Morrissey would probably never contemplate a Christmas single. But I was listening to In The Future.. earlier and thought how great a Christmas single it'd make. Replace the maracas with some christmassy bells, tweak the lyrics a bit and you have yourself a hit:

Christmas Time When All’s Well

Armed with wealth and
The best of health
Christmas time is when all’s well
I will lie down and unwind
Christmas time is when all’s well

I thank you
I thank you with all of my heart
I thank you
I thank you with all of my heart
Please, please stand up and be merry
Christmas time is when all’s well
Confront what you are afraid of
Christmas time is when all’s well

Boxing Day, I do play some parlour games
Christmas time is when all’s well
Eating much more than I had intended
Everything has gone right

I thank you
I thank you with all of my heart
I thank you
I thank you with all of my heart
Please, please stand up and be merry
Christmas time is when all’s well
Confront what you are afraid of
Christmas time is when all’s well

Hold me closely, mistletoe allows it
Christmas time is when all’s well
Stretched pants
Tight ‘til I can barely stand up
Christmas is ended by a long, long sleep
Christmas is ended by a long, long sleep
Christmas is ended by a long sleep

 

[Kewpie]

Welcome to Solo, Jamie.

It'd be very helpful if you search the similar threads before you start a new one.
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=65940

 

[Imbrie]

Welcome to Solo, Jamie.

It'd be very helpful if you search the similar threads before you start a new one.
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=65940

i don't understand the connection between the thread-starter's post and the thread that you point him toward.

 

[Kewpie]

i don't understand the connection between the thread-starter's post and the thread that you point him toward.

I'm afraid that some new members often post a new thread without knowing similar threads are already existed.

Jamie could have posted his/her lyrics to the earlier thread.

 

[half a person]

Well, I think it's good, it gave me a giggle. And who cares about old threads really, I mean, there isn't a limit on the number of threads we can have is there?

 

[DeliciousDemon]

I have to go with other posters on this one, I don't think this thread has anything to do with the one you pointed out Kewpie. I agree (new) posters should use the "search" option much more and yes, we should sometimes point out that similar threads exist (we really don't need 20 threads on "Julia") but no need to be rigid, esp when there's nothing to be so strict about.

As for the lyrics, they're funny, will be thinking about those tight pants during my Christmas lunch for sure!

 

[CeciDeMorrissey]

I don't care, unless is too repetitive or boring, I think only fussy stressed unrelaxed people care or get bothered... And what happens with new members that want to share their thoughts? Are they obliged to surf the forum up to page 1513 and rescue an old thread that already has 50 answers?... It always happens and it always will, besides, everytime someone new starts a new thread, there are always people willing to discuss the subject again, without feeling upset or bothered, because we're here to chat and have fun and relax

DD... I so agree with you