Take a song title (or lyric) and describe a sexual position/act that the song means.
For example:
The "Jack The Ripper" - You strangle her to death while having sex
The "Half a Person" - Sex with someone who has no legs
The "I Don't Owe You Anything" - Have sex with a prostitute and don't pay her and insist you were just roleplaying
I'll let it build some momentum before getting too crass.
Also, don't feel bad about using a title someone else used.
Well, you mean besides the obvious one? All Morrissey-Smiths songs = No sex at all.
"November Spawned A Monster": A doll's head is inserted into the anus and pushed out during oral intercourse. (Doll's head preferably deformed.)
"Hand In Glove": Fisting, natch.
"Girlfriend In A Coma": Sex by roofie. (Simulated; the undrugged female partner lies completely still, as if sleeping-- see also "British Sex")
"Alsatian Cousin": Animal husbandry.
"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get": One partner proceeds to execute a number of small, innocuous tasks around the house while the other attempts to pin and mount him/her.
"Speedway": Lubricants poured over every inch of the bodies. Often takes place on a Slip-N-Slide.
"Oscillate Wildly": Sit. Spin. Repeat.
"Meat Is Murder": Lesbian sex.
"Our Frank": Role-playing in which each partner repeats his or her nastiest, filthiest, most vile wish as if following the orders of an invisible third-party named "Frank". Examples: "Our Frank wishes us to have sex on this balcony in the daytime", "Our Frank says to execute an Oscillate Wildly mixed with a half-Jack The Ripper", "Our Frank wants you to pee on me", etc.
"Bigmouth Strikes Again": Forcing excessive oral stimulation on a partner who has already experienced one or several successive orgasms.
"Sorrow Will Come In The End": Sodomy to Klaus Nomi.
"The Headmaster Ritual": Having sex with your partner, publicly accusing him or her of rape, spreading false rumors in the local press, appearing on local/national talk shows to explain how awful it felt to be victimized by a person in a position of power, going to trial, blowing up on the witness stand admitting that the whole thing was made up, announcing a reconcilation, and coming home to have uninhibited sex (with a book and/or movie deal secured). Advanced students only.
"The Smiths": Getting f***ed by a drummer.