FAO Loafing Oaf (XOXO)

[Belliger-rant Ghoul]

Dearest Oaf,
Why do you come here when you know it makes things hard for me? I do mean that literally.

Don't you know that the homosexual feelings you inspire in me are an abomination in the eyes of Allah? I really must insist you leave this site before I begin a campaign of harassment against you because I want the one I can't have (i.e., you) and I'm already mad.

Fondly, Popsicle

 

[LoafingOaf]

> Dearest Oaf,
> Why do you come here when you know it makes things hard for me? I do mean
> that literally.

> Don't you know that the homosexual feelings you inspire in me are an
> abomination in the eyes of Allah? I really must insist you leave this site
> before I begin a campaign of harassment against you because I want the one
> I can't have (i.e., you) and I'm already mad.

> Fondly, Popsicle

*yawn*

At least you don't deny you harass people.....

 

[Belligererent Ghoul]

yawn

I did not post that.

*yawn*