Next time you have the misforune to call an Indian call centre, try what I did last week...
After you have waited 47 mins with some dreary tune blasting in your eardrums and become so angry and frustrated that You've already viewed three suicide sites and found them strangely appealing you get through to Delhi.
Nip it straight in the bud and say to the indian operator "Before we continue can you please give me your full name, first line of your address and date of birth".They f***ing hate it! I know, I did it last week!
Why the hell can't we speak to an english person about an english problem?