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This was another e-mail sent to me by Boz. Doesn't he have anything else to do than e-mail a total asshole? I suppose not. Here goes gang:
"Hey J...whoops, I almost gave up your name. You know, I should tell the world your name and your address...then maybe you won't say such awful crumbum things. I mean c'mon dude, those things you say is how does A-dawg put in..um, Yo , man you be trippin'...anyhooties and the blowfishes, I think you are a detective with a big head...get it? You are an inspectorhead! a big inspectorhead...i mean um..oh crap, I ruined the joke..you are a big Di.ckhead! get it getit? I can tell jokeys too you limpo.
Okay, I know you are going to be at the show in Los Angeles so let me give you a heads up on what I the show will consist of..first, I'll be playing some songs with my guitar and I will sing too. Then I may try out some new rap songs, A-Dawg and I wrote together..too give us street credibility and that urban toughness, we even got the Human Beatbox from The Fat Boys to help us out!
Next I will do my impressions of Morrissey! People will love it, I even have this neat impression of Morrissey yelling at me when I scribbled in his books.
Then after a few claps and rounds of applause, I will come out and for an encore, perform my magic tricks. It will be fun and Mom says I can eat all the hamburgers I want because there is no madcow disease.
Oh I forgot to tell you that I punched out this idiotic fan because he asked me if I like vegetarians. What the hell? I have a penis, I am straight, I love women's bodies so yeah I like vgarians, what a personal question anyhow. By the way, Greaseball, you have a vegetarian!!! Ho ho, You are one of those anthropods!!! you have both bits, anthropod anthropod! Bye asswipe."
---thanks Boz.
"Hey J...whoops, I almost gave up your name. You know, I should tell the world your name and your address...then maybe you won't say such awful crumbum things. I mean c'mon dude, those things you say is how does A-dawg put in..um, Yo , man you be trippin'...anyhooties and the blowfishes, I think you are a detective with a big head...get it? You are an inspectorhead! a big inspectorhead...i mean um..oh crap, I ruined the joke..you are a big Di.ckhead! get it getit? I can tell jokeys too you limpo.
Okay, I know you are going to be at the show in Los Angeles so let me give you a heads up on what I the show will consist of..first, I'll be playing some songs with my guitar and I will sing too. Then I may try out some new rap songs, A-Dawg and I wrote together..too give us street credibility and that urban toughness, we even got the Human Beatbox from The Fat Boys to help us out!
Next I will do my impressions of Morrissey! People will love it, I even have this neat impression of Morrissey yelling at me when I scribbled in his books.
Then after a few claps and rounds of applause, I will come out and for an encore, perform my magic tricks. It will be fun and Mom says I can eat all the hamburgers I want because there is no madcow disease.
Oh I forgot to tell you that I punched out this idiotic fan because he asked me if I like vegetarians. What the hell? I have a penis, I am straight, I love women's bodies so yeah I like vgarians, what a personal question anyhow. By the way, Greaseball, you have a vegetarian!!! Ho ho, You are one of those anthropods!!! you have both bits, anthropod anthropod! Bye asswipe."
---thanks Boz.