We hate it when our friends become THUCCETHFUL!!

[Ray]

I'm so bummed Morrisey will not be touring in Chicago this year. What has he got against the midwest anyhow?? I went to a Morrisey party at a bar this year in Chicago and all that was there were fat, gay guys dressed like Morrisey. It was weird but after I got to talking to them I could see they loved the music just like me!

PLEASE, MR. MORRISEY! Come to Chicago and ease my tortured, celebate SOUL!!!!!!!

 

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

> I went to a
> Morrisey party at a bar this year in Chicago and all that was
> there were fat, gay guys dressed like Morrisey. It was weird but
> after I got to talking to them I could see they loved the music
> just like me!

See? Gays are people, too! *shaking head*

 

[ScaryPornStar]

> PLEASE, MR. MORRISEY! Come to Chicago and ease my tortured,
> celebate SOUL!!!!!!!

Allow me to translate:

"Boy, I'm a mess of a closet case, aren't I?"

Just kidding. Kinda.




Cliche' busta