typical morrissey fan

[valley of the walls]

i have a non-moz loving friend and he says all moz fans are depressed/blue by nature
i really feel this is not the case
i would simply refer to it as a poetic funk

 

[Bugs Bunny (the REAL one)]

Poetic funk! You are a donut.

 

[Sparacus]

> i have a non-moz loving friend and he says all moz fans are depressed/blue
> by nature
> i really feel this is not the case
> i would simply refer to it as a poetic funk

You are quite correct. Morrissey fans can be categorised in the following types:

1) THE AGEING SMITHS FAN

Aged 33-39. A manic depressive - spend teenage years in the late 80s living in a crummy student bedsit, masturbating, listening to the Smiths and feeling miserable. Interests include feminist literature, Carry on films and Stamp collecting. Now works in a library and is depressed about receeeding hairline.

2) THE SPACED OUT FEMALE

Aged 20 - 40. Obsessed with Morrissey because he's 'sensitive'. Drinks heavily and tends to wear black. Has a voracious sexual appetite - but can't get a boyfriend. Lives in a flat with a cat.

3) THE MORRISSEY SOLO CAREER FAN

Has never heard of the Smiths. Aged 25-35. Lives in East London or the American bible belt. Skinhead haircut & tattoos. Thinks 'Southpaw Grammar' is Morrissey's best album and likes boxing,beer and books about the Krays. Hobbies include protection racketeering, shooting and housebreaking.

 

[Girl Drowning]

Sparacus says something intelligent shock!!!

OUCH! Oh my god that's so embarrassing. Have you met me??? Spooky.

GD

PS No no, I'm really freaked out here now, how did you know that?
PPS The voracious sexual appetite but no bf thing was esp true, offers appreciated, ta.

> You are quite correct. Morrissey fans can be categorised in the following
> types:

> 1) THE AGEING SMITHS FAN

> Aged 33-39. A manic depressive - spend teenage years in the late 80s
> living in a crummy student bedsit, masturbating, listening to the Smiths
> and feeling miserable. Interests include feminist literature, Carry on
> films and Stamp collecting. Now works in a library and is depressed about
> receeeding hairline.

> 2) THE SPACED OUT FEMALE

> Aged 20 - 40. Obsessed with Morrissey because he's 'sensitive'. Drinks
> heavily and tends to wear black. Has a voracious sexual appetite - but
> can't get a boyfriend. Lives in a flat with a cat.

> 3) THE MORRISSEY SOLO CAREER FAN

> Has never heard of the Smiths. Aged 25-35. Lives in East London or the
> American bible belt. Skinhead haircut & tattoos. Thinks 'Southpaw
> Grammar' is Morrissey's best album and likes boxing,beer and books about
> the Krays. Hobbies include protection racketeering, shooting and
> housebreaking.

 

[Notastitchtowear]

Re: Sparacus says something intelligent shock!!!

> OUCH! Oh my god that's so embarrassing. Have you met me??? Spooky.

> GD

> PS No no, I'm really freaked out here now, how did you know that?
> PPS The voracious sexual appetite but no bf thing was esp true, offers
> appreciated, ta.

That is pretty funny, I know know people like that yet I don't quite fit into any of those categories.

 

[little lamb]

Re: Sparacus says something intelligent shock!!!

> That is pretty funny, I know know people like that yet I don't quite fit
> into any of those categories

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I dont fit AT all in any of those descriptions, and I know people who looks and live totally the opposite , they don't even live in A or B , but anyways it's quite square to generalize ..

 

[Girl Interrupted]

> i have a non-moz loving friend and he says all moz fans are depressed/blue
> by nature
> i really feel this is not the case
> i would simply refer to it as a poetic funk

I have a friend who laughs a lot when he listen to girlfriend in a comma, I just would like to know why. As for myself, I'm miserable since the day I came to this world, and there's nothing to do with being cool, being different. The world is unbearable to me.

 

[Hibernianbilly]

Hey, some of us in category 3 are rockabillies and not skinheads. I detest criminals as well.

> You are quite correct. Morrissey fans can be categorised in the following
> types:

> 1) THE AGEING SMITHS FAN

> Aged 33-39. A manic depressive - spend teenage years in the late 80s
> living in a crummy student bedsit, masturbating, listening to the Smiths
> and feeling miserable. Interests include feminist literature, Carry on
> films and Stamp collecting. Now works in a library and is depressed about
> receeeding hairline.

> 2) THE SPACED OUT FEMALE

> Aged 20 - 40. Obsessed with Morrissey because he's 'sensitive'. Drinks
> heavily and tends to wear black. Has a voracious sexual appetite - but
> can't get a boyfriend. Lives in a flat with a cat.

> 3) THE MORRISSEY SOLO CAREER FAN

> Has never heard of the Smiths. Aged 25-35. Lives in East London or the
> American bible belt. Skinhead haircut & tattoos. Thinks 'Southpaw
> Grammar' is Morrissey's best album and likes boxing,beer and books about
> the Krays. Hobbies include protection racketeering, shooting and
> housebreaking.