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[bodmin]

AMERICANS

Build your houses out of bricks and mortar instead of cheap wood to avoid having them destroyed by hurricanes every few weeks.

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (in cognito)]

> AMERICANS

> Build your houses out of bricks and mortar instead of cheap wood to avoid
> having them destroyed by hurricanes every few weeks.

Id have tought they'd be more clever building them underground over the next few months.

 

[argykrav]

Neil Armstrong had showed you the way. Go to Moon.

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (in cognito)]

> Neil Armstrong had showed you the way. Go to Moon.

No, they all vote for Bush there.

 

[bodmin]

AMERICAN MOMS

Don't use poisonous shampoos on your children's hair to get rid of headlice. Scare them away using a dinner plate and an anglepoise lamp to cast a terrifying 'Independence Day' shadow over your child's head.

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (in cognito)]

> AMERICAN MOMS

> Don't use poisonous shampoos on your children's hair to get rid of
> headlice. Scare them away using a dinner plate and an anglepoise lamp to
> cast a terrifying 'Independence Day' shadow over your child's head.

Or smack em with a Baseball bat. (just to make sure like)

 

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AMERICAN MEN

Make sure that your lady always gets to sleep in the wet patch by ejaculating into her side of the bed before she gets into it.