Moz Solo in the Big Brother House..

[Ruffian]

On a current UK obessive theme.. Wouldn't it be funny to watch the following in the Big Brother House:

the boys:

Librarian On Fire
Punchdrunk
Johnny
Grim O'Grady
Bangin Em Dave and/or Vauxhall Driver
Billy Budd

the girls:
Little Miss curious
Mimi
Girl Drowning
Suzanne
Unruly Girl
Kristin

Who would be voted out in week 1!!! ha ha.. be such fun.. I'd be producer of course!

 

[Billy Budd]

There wouldn't be much money for shopping seen as I would be the one making the group fail all of the tasks, but what money there is I would insist that it be spent on booze, and for a Big Brother representative to make a trip to my dealer to sort us all out with some weed. Oh and I'd have to try my luck with one or two of the lasses - form a queue girls.

> On a current UK obessive theme.. Wouldn't it be funny to watch the
> following in the Big Brother House:

> the boys:

> Librarian On Fire
> Punchdrunk
> Johnny
> Grim O'Grady
> Bangin Em Dave and/or Vauxhall Driver
> Billy Budd

> the girls:
> Little Miss curious
> Mimi
> Girl Drowning
> Suzanne
> Unruly Girl
> Kristin

> Who would be voted out in week 1!!! ha ha.. be such fun.. I'd be producer
> of course!

 

[Johnny]

> There wouldn't be much money for shopping seen as I would be the one
> making the group fail all of the tasks, but what money there is I would
> insist that it be spent on booze, and for a Big Brother representative to
> make a trip to my dealer to sort us all out with some weed. Oh and I'd
> have to try my luck with one or two of the lasses - form a queue girls.

My God !!! What a motley collection(excluding me).I thought a low I.Q was a must to partake in this programme? Still...if I am going to be there I insist on a non smoking,non boozing, non drugging zone.This will allow me to indulge in my passions of eating Jaffa cakes whilst listening to Radio 4 and then bringing myself back down to earth with some yogic breathing.
Oh dear...I have probably contributed to my own expulsion by saying that

 

[Vauxhall Driver]

I was going to submit a video but I didnt have time to do it.
Banging em hates big brother so Id have to take his place.
You never know I might end up on there next time!
Vd

 

[Mimi]

> On a current UK obessive theme.. Wouldn't it be funny to watch the
> following in the Big Brother House:

> the boys:

> Librarian On Fire
> Punchdrunk
> Johnny
> Grim O'Grady
> Bangin Em Dave and/or Vauxhall Driver
> Billy Budd

> the girls:
> Little Miss curious
> Mimi
> Girl Drowning
> Suzanne
> Unruly Girl
> Kristin

> Who would be voted out in week 1!!! ha ha.. be such fun.. I'd be producer
> of course!

And I'd definitely be the one with the least pathetic attempt at a singing career.......maybe.

 

[russ t]

God, Jonny, your house sounds like fun?!

 

[Johnny]

Re: God, Jonny, your house sounds like fun?!

Actually Russ I have just found out today that my attempt to buy a house in the Stockbridge area of Edinburgh has been successful. It is very posh there.I suppose I will have to lower the tone

 

[Little Miss Curious]

You just want to see the cameras in the girl's bedroom Ruffian!

 

[Librarian on Fire]

Heh heh, wonderful thought. I could just see us all, out playing footie on the back lawn using jersey's as goalposts on a lovely summer's day. Comming indoors for a few cold beers. Doing bad karakoe to the Smiths on the Big Brother stereo. Sharing tales of growing up, first loves, dreams and goals. Then going into the Big Brother confession booth to stab each other in the back! Never have liked that...

 

[suzanne]

> On a current UK obessive theme.. Wouldn't it be funny to watch the
> following in the Big Brother House:

> the boys:

> Librarian On Fire
> Punchdrunk
> Johnny
> Grim O'Grady
> Bangin Em Dave and/or Vauxhall Driver
> Billy Budd

> the girls:
> Little Miss curious
> Mimi
> Girl Drowning
> Suzanne
> Unruly Girl
> Kristin

> Who would be voted out in week 1!!! ha ha.. be such fun.. I'd be producer
> of course!

i'd vote myself off.

 

[Grim]

big brother... hmmmn

I'd put on a crap scouse accent & fart all day, sure fire way to win!
ariite der luv (scouse scally accent required).
Grim (calm down) O'Grady

 

[Ruffian]

Re: You just want to see the cameras in the girl's bedroom Ruffian!

And is there anything wrong in that desire.. being a warm blooded hetereosexal male? I think that Kate is dead fit though I must say. Nothing compared to you of course!! ha ha..

 

[Banging em' Dave]

Re: big brother... hmmmn

> I'd put on a crap scouse accent & fart all day, sure fire way to win!
> ariite der luv (scouse scally accent required).
> Grim (calm down) O'Grady

Aye, or prance around like John Inman.

Big Brother is absolute bollocks.

 

[Vauxhall Driver]

Re: big brother... hmmmn

Im getting in to it again now, im glad i didnt go on this time. bsm would have probably sacked me.

 

[rcst]

Sunita...the..err...'trainee barrister'...

...Sunita, the miserable one who's leaving today in case BB ruins her career as a 'trainee barrister' seems to forget she used to work for my company in a call centre in Bristol, cold calling customers. She really wasn't very good. At all.

A far cry from her high flying career in the legal world, eh?

> Im getting in to it again now, im glad i didnt go on this time. bsm would
> have probably sacked me.

 

[Ruffian]

Re: big brother... hmmmn

> Aye, or prance around like John Inman.

> Big Brother is absolute bollocks.

You're back Bangin' Em!! Obviously the boss turned his back for 10 minutes and you grabbed some internet time!! Welcome back boy.

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Re: You just want to see the cameras in the girl's bedroom Ruffian!

> And is there anything wrong in that desire.. being a warm blooded
> hetereosexal male? I think that Kate is dead fit though I must say.
> Nothing compared to you of course!! ha ha..

Hee hee - don't you remember I'm also called Kate?

LMC x

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Re: Sunita...the..err...'trainee barrister'...

> ...Sunita, the miserable one who's leaving today in case BB ruins her
> career as a 'trainee barrister' seems to forget she used to work for my
> company in a call centre in Bristol, cold calling customers. She really
> wasn't very good. At all.

> A far cry from her high flying career in the legal world, eh?

Urgh, she's horrible! She also seems to forget that although she's a trainee barrister, she has sporadic interjections of 'Hey, I'm a fully qualified legal barrister!' But not as bad as piggy Jade.

LMC x

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Are you looking at my bird?

 

[Little Miss Curious]

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