get yer arses doon t'Asdas noo

[Grim O'Grady]

just done a bit o last minute xmas shoppin etc eh, an guess what I found? Go on?
OK I'll tell yas. Alternative Anthems karaoke disc, 20 singalong blah blah blah...
track 12 is...

1st of the gang to die. an the whole disc is only a fiver! the pic as a headless bloke playing a guitar that's been made out of Deano's jacket that he's wearing tomoz.

This one (only played once) is for Goat Towers! But don't tell him it's a xmas suprise.

love

Grim

 

[virtually dead]

why you going all Scottish on us?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

ah cannae elp it, wen I get excited tha-noo eh?

It's this bloody country rubbin off oan mee.

love

McGrim
P.s. I'll be back to normal tomoz woo!

 

[Kickstand]

So basically what yer saying is, there is a Karaoke CD in Asda with First of The Gang listed twelfth on the disc?

 

[virtually dead]

aye a ken whatcha mean, mate
doon at asda's in govan,

 

[Grim O'Grady]

aye basically.

love

Grim

 

[Kickstand]

How much is it?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

aye a ken whatcha mean, mate
doon at asda's in govan,

oh we went posh, we wer at the Jewel, Edinburgh!

love

Grim

 

[Grim O'Grady]

track 12 is...

1st of the gang to die. an the whole disc is only a fiver!

love

Grim

the clues in there mate!

love

Grim

 

[Kickstand]

Sorry I was skim reading again, I'm practising for my A2 level exams, a fiver, I fancy a butchers at that.

 

[virtually dead]

oooch! edinburgh..c***s they are...where you living in the bonnie land that is scotland?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

about 50 miles east of Govan, yes I'm up to my neck in them!

love

MacGrim (with fries)

 

[virtually dead]

that's pretty rough ain't it?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

aye but I look upon myself as a missionary, I'm bringin culture to the Scotch masses, it'll clear up soon.

But I do need my own recovery time, so I'm often seen speeding south on the M74 & I haven't even got a motor vehicle!

love

Grim

 

[virtually dead]

you sound like a nutter
and scotland has culture
we have the bay city rollers

 

[Grim O'Grady]

bye bye baby (c'mon join in)
you're the one girl in town I'd marry
etc etc

love

Grim (a nutter I will never be, but I keep up the aspirations & the aspidistra)

 

[virtually dead]

and the proclaimers

na na na na , na na na etc etc

 

[Grim O'Grady]

Lena Zavaroni, Sheena Easton & that bloke who sang "Donald wears my troosers". See I'm fingering the pulse.

love

Grim

 

[virtually dead]

and never forget Hanz Franz

 

[Grim O'Grady]

how could I, oh I've a simple mind at times!!!

love

Grim