Re: Will never marry...
> Morrissey will be, what, 74?!
hey, the older he gets, the more likely it is i can confuse him into actually doing it. my parents are in their 50's and they do things like accidentally lock the cat out of the house or leave the burner on. who's to say that morrissey won't be confused and think he's playing a PETA concert?
i have no shame.
> Trust, Suzanne, I will be a hell of a lot sexier with my violin and
> poems... not to speak of who will have the more elaborate quiff.
it's not about the size of a man's quiff.