Dear Morrissey:

[Bored at Unemployment]

Dear Morrissey:

In the past, you often introduced the song 'Lost' as being called 'Why Don't Women Like Me?'

It's not that we don't like you, it just that we see videos like November Spawned a Monster and we don't bother.

Sincerely,

Women Who Like You Very Much

 

[Iamthequarry]

Ahh Oh my...You didn't just say that! HA

> Dear Morrissey:

> In the past, you often introduced the song 'Lost' as being called 'Why
> Don't Women Like Me?'

> It's not that we don't like you, it just that we see videos like November
> Spawned a Monster and we don't bother.

> Sincerely,

> Women Who Like You Very Much
Oh that is by far the funniest thing I have ever EVER heard..Well put!

 

[lg]

Well, I think he looks good and hot on that vid.
I'm a female and even though I'm not straight, I like him a lot. In every possible way.

> Dear Morrissey:

> In the past, you often introduced the song 'Lost' as being called 'Why
> Don't Women Like Me?'

> It's not that we don't like you, it just that we see videos like November
> Spawned a Monster and we don't bother.

> Sincerely,

> Women Who Like You Very Much

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Oh yes. I went there.

 

[Iamthequarry]

> Well, I think he looks good and hot on that vid.
> I'm a female and even though I'm not straight, I like him a lot. In every
> possible way.
What can't take a joke? I personally thought it was very funny. I agree with it, Moz looks very umm...whats the word? Well I can't think of it but I think in order to understand that video you need to be on Acid. I don't take Acid so I don't understand it.

 

[Lazy Dyke]

> Dear Morrissey:

> In the past, you often introduced the song 'Lost' as being called 'Why
> Don't Women Like Me?'

> It's not that we don't like you, it just that we see videos like November
> Spawned a Monster and we don't bother.

> Sincerely,

> Women Who Like You Very Much

Heheheh! And thanks for that lovely screen cap!

"Why Don't Women Like Me" is a George Formby song, and one that Moz once said he wished he'd written.

 

[lg]

Yes, I understood it was a humourous remark. But I think he always look good. No matter what.



> What can't take a joke? I personally thought it was very funny. I agree
> with it, Moz looks very umm...whats the word? Well I can't think of it but
> I think in order to understand that video you need to be on Acid. I don't
> take Acid so I don't understand it.

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

You are both right.

1. He always looks good.
2. And the word you're looking for, lg, is 'fey', I believe... lol.

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Good info! I didn't know that.

 

[Lazy Dyke]

> Good info! I didn't know that.

No problem!

You can hear a snippet of Formby's "Why Don't Women Like Me?" at the beginning of the South Bank Show documentary on the Smiths. The song in its entirety is really quite funny! Here are the lyrics:

WHY DON’T WOMEN LIKE ME

Now I know I’m not handsome, no good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face will compromise their health.
Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.

Now if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me?
Look at Empress Josephine, the most attractive women that ever was seen,
Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that
Now if women like them like men like those - why don’t women like me?
Hey, hey, why don’t women like me?

Last night I went I out walking, my intentions were to click
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.
I must admit I saw some girls, attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men with cauliflower ears.

Now if women like them like men like those - why don’t women like me?
What can the attraction be, that’s the thing that always starts to worry me.
Although I haven’t got a bean, I’ve got a lot of things that girls have never seen.
Now if women like them like men like those - why don’t women like me?
Hey, hey, why don’t women like me?

Now I went for my holidays down to the gay seaside,
And I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide.
The way some women jumped around the man there in the sea
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me.

‘Cause if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there I’ve got a chance of clicking yet I do declare.
For I don’t want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the watermark.
Now if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me?
Hey, hey - why don’t women like me?

Now if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me?
Take Lord Nelson with one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him.
With one eye and one arm gone west, she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.
Now if women like them like men like those, why don’t women like me?
Hey, hey - why don’t women like me?