your favorite morrissey quotes (not lyrics)

[Mindy]

i'm sure we've done this before, but so what? we do the is he/isn't he gay thing a lot too, darn it!

i have too many favorites to mention, but my current favorite is: "my opinion is that craig gannon didn't really win because... he's still craig gannon." for anyone who doesn't know, he said that after craig sued him for performance royalties and won. poor craig. i quite like him. he was very goodlooking and worked with another band i like (aztec camera). but the quote is still damn funny!

 

[Mindy!]

MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS "ASK MY WHY AND I'LL SPIT IN YOUR EYE"

i leave you here mr. improper's girlfriend which kind off looks like jennifer lopez
http://tonterias.iespana.es/tonterias/animales/monos/monos006.jpg

 

[Average Joe]

"Are you sure lubricants arent necessary? Gerbils are pretty big."

 

[Mindy]

very funny. i said morrissey, not richard gere.

 

[Callas]

Re: Tribute album?

"It wouldn't matter who's on it because if anybody covers your songs, you're incredibly grateful, as long as it's not Britney Spears".

 

[Chloe le Fay]

> i'm sure we've done this before, but so what? we do the is he/isn't he gay
> thing a lot too, darn it!

> i have too many favorites to mention, but my current favorite is: "my
> opinion is that craig gannon didn't really win because... he's still craig
> gannon." for anyone who doesn't know, he said that after craig sued
> him for performance royalties and won. poor craig. i quite like him. he
> was very goodlooking and worked with another band i like (aztec camera).
> but the quote is still damn funny!

Didn't Craig also play with Black Grape? I kinda like them.

 

[Patrick McCann]

I know it's new, but " let lying dogs sleep" is pretty good.

Anyway, he's on the telly in 25 minutes doing 'roy's keen', so I really have to go. See yeez later.

> i'm sure we've done this before, but so what? we do the is he/isn't he gay
> thing a lot too, darn it!

> i have too many favorites to mention, but my current favorite is: "my
> opinion is that craig gannon didn't really win because... he's still craig
> gannon." for anyone who doesn't know, he said that after craig sued
> him for performance royalties and won. poor craig. i quite like him. he
> was very goodlooking and worked with another band i like (aztec camera).
> but the quote is still damn funny!