That is fantastic, the funniest thing i've seen in an age. Ludicrous, ludicrous people.
Ok...here's another true story.....
A friend of mine was seeing a local barmaid from our usual bar for a few weeks....one day, he told me they had "Split".....I casually asked him why, as she seemed an ok Lass...he told me that the main reason he finished with her was that ( In His words" Her Arse*ole was too near to hear Minge"............
Gawdd bless the person whoever invented the Ano-Vaginal Distanational Measuring device !!!
