New book on Moz

[Martin A. Hansen]

A short excerpt from Otto Leisner's soon to be published "A Morrissey Hand Book" (Routledge & Keegan Paul, London):

"If inquizzitively asked the question "which is your favourite..." the obsessive Morrissey fan should at the very least be able to provide the following answers without any kind of hesitation:

animal: Mozquito
art form: Mozaics
boy-racer: Mozz, Stirling
building: Mozque
car: Mozkvitch
cheese: Mozzarella
city: Mozcow or Moztar (on Fridays)
composer: Mozart, W.A.
country: Mozambique
faith: Mozlem or Mozaic (Morrissey has forgiven both)
intelligence service: Mozzad
plant: mozz
prophet: Mozes
racist: Mozley, Oswald (as known from the disco)
revolutionary: Mozzadeq, Muhamed
wine: Mozelle

suggestions such as: "detective: Morze" or "film: Marrzattacks" do not qualify!"

 

[Abrahan]

Religion: MOZZERY...

 

[suzanne]

> A short excerpt from Otto Leisner's soon to be published "A Morrissey
> Hand Book" (Routledge & Keegan Paul, London):

> "If inquizzitively asked the question "which is your
> favourite..." the obsessive Morrissey fan should at the very least be
> able to provide the following answers without any kind of hesitation:

> animal: Mozquito
> art form: Mozaics
> boy-racer: Mozz, Stirling
> building: Mozque
> car: Mozkvitch
> cheese: Mozzarella
> city: Mozcow or Moztar (on Fridays)
> composer: Mozart, W.A.
> country: Mozambique
> faith: Mozlem or Mozaic (Morrissey has forgiven both)
> intelligence service: Mozzad
> plant: mozz
> prophet: Mozes
> racist: Mozley, Oswald (as known from the disco)
> revolutionary: Mozzadeq, Muhamed
> wine: Mozelle

> suggestions such as: "detective: Morze" or "film:
> Marrzattacks" do not qualify!"

i hope the entire book isn't going to be like this. if so, let me announce the publication of my new coffeebook: "Potato Chips that resemble Morrissey"

 

[the man with no arms]

 

[the man with no arms]

Hmmmm....
otto leisner?!? kan det nu også være rigtigt?

 

[Janey]

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