Most of the time I really do think this is a one hoss town, kids
> Now I why this guy is an asshole.
?
> better yet lets all list why he is an asshole..
Yes, lets.
> 1- he is a rude rotton cow asshole..
- that doesn't even make sense.
> 2. bootlegger who trys to sell fans dodgy cd's at inflated prices
- Oh this relentless circle. You've touted waaaaaaaay more than I could ever think of, and yet oddly it wouldn't be anywhere near the top of your list of crimes.
> 3. shameless tout
- Nope. I have shame, and I no tout.
> 4. he likes the grinch
- The original cartoon was pretty good, but I couldn't care less otherwise.
> 5. he thinks everything is his business
- Eh?
> 6. uses many other names, but is "nicer" under the lutewhine one
- I said yesterday that you should go f*** yourself in the face with a hot iron and/or a hammer drill. If I say that sort of thing with this, my sole ID, I shudder to think what you think I've been saying with these mysterious other IDs that you keep going on about.
> 7. he is obsessed with mozzerian, err me
- Is that how it's coming across? I thought it was the other way around. I've spent all this time thinking I was being "groomed".
> 8. he is here all day and does not work, shocking
- I've got two weeks off work. Haven't touched my PC since late last night though. I may occasionally check in midway through a slow working day, but it's very rare that you'll see my name cropping up morning, noon and night. Unlike some people...
> 9. he is f***ing dull
- Guilty. I'm a right dullard. I do a mean Ben E King with a few beers in me though.
> 10.he has no life or friends, or a parnter
- Bizarrely, I'm being goaded on to reply to this by 4 friends. You should hear some of the suggestions. I co-own my house with my girlfriend of 4 and a half years, who is in the US at the moment visiting family but returns early in the morning. She frowns on the way I normally rise to your shit.
> 11.he is riddled with an unspecitied std
- So that's why it's a funny colour.
> 12.his name is james
- Even if it was my name, it's surely not a reason why I'm an asshole. It's a great olde English name.
> i've said enuff
- On the contrary, you could never say enough. It's against your nature.
So, Mike The Pike, would you care to post under your normal ID, just to allay any suspicions that you're actually, say, Mozzerian? I'm unfamiliar with your work, you see.
