G'won Ian - tell 'im (ie: me)
> did she flick herself orf when she went to bed? or did you do the
> deed and wipe yourself with a tissue, straight back on the computer?
> no girl would put up with that shit, she knows you are a nerd, maybe
> she is shagging your dad or brother? at least they have lives? maybe
> you made her up, like your non existent job? i bet the auction was
> some tickets you were touting, as usual, you got stung on the madonna
> tickets, i know that for a fact, james
To deal with your questions in order:
No.
No.
No.
Yes, but not relevant due to "no" answer above.
No, and no.
No.
Interested in the way you've included a mention of madonna tickets in your angry post. Did you have some tix that didn't make quite as many pennies as you'd hoped? Poor Ian.
Oh, and still not called James. It does have a nice ring to it though, so if I ever go off my actual name maybe I'll consider it as an alternative.