If You Could Live Life As Any Fictional Character, Which Character Would It Be?

[Zelda Zonk]

I'm thinking xxxcockmasterxxx

 

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

boo radley

 

[Ilmarë]

a sex addict

But he's attractive.

 

[bogdana]

Dr Doolittle hah

 

[Buzzetta]

Dr Doolittle hah

You would walk and talk with the animals? You would sing with the animals.

 

[bogdana]

You would walk and talk with the animals? You would sing with the animals.

and I'd probably still eat an occasional animal. what a horrible cretin I would be! but if the animal mouthed off at me and was delicious what choices would i have?

 

[Buzzetta]

and I'd probably still eat an occasional animal. what a horrible cretin I would be! but if the animal mouthed off at me and was delicious what choices would i have?

I was going to say that if you wanted to walk talk and sing with the animals you should become a kindergarten teacher. I was one for two months and that was how I lost all my hair.

 

[bogdana]

I was going to say that if you wanted to walk talk and sing with the animals you should become a kindergarten teacher. I was one for two months and that was how I lost all my hair.

i cant handle 2 dogs, one with an attitude and one that was fine. I'd die in one room with 30 kindervolk

 

[Buzzetta]

i cant handle 2 dogs, one with an attitude and one that was fine. I'd die in one room with 30 kindervolk

When I did it I made them goose step through the hallways in unison. It was kind of cool because eight years later some of them had me for eighth grade and remembered.

 

[Kewpie]

Bump

 

[hatfull]

What say you?

Harry potter, Elizabeth Bennet or the main one in High Fedelity (THE BOOK! NOT THE FILM! NEVER THE FILM!)

 

[hatfull]

I was going to say that if you wanted to walk talk and sing with the animals you should become a kindergarten teacher. I was one for two months and that was how I lost all my hair.

I love teaching little one! i specifically only traine to teach til they're 7. Nursery (3 and 4 year olds) is amazin to teach.

 

[Reelaround]

I love teaching little one! i specifically only traine to teach til they're 7. Nursery (3 and 4 year olds) is amazin to teach.

Good thing it's not teaching how to spell, hey?

 

[hatfull]

Good thing it's not teaching how to spell, hey?

oh, come on, it's a Saturday night, I've had beer! I teach them how to spell properly, honest

 

[Reelaround]

Okay, no problem, you're entitled to have a blowout no bad feelings

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

 

[bysshe]

You know what I look like, Bysshe, and it ain't Lester

It's all in the attitude, baby.

 

[bysshe]

Not fictional, but man, would that have been fun for a day.

H.S.T.

 

[hatfull]

Okay, no problem, you're entitled to have a blowout no bad feelings

haha! In fairness, i'm not very good at spelling sober!

 

[Kewpie]

haha! In fairness, i'm not very good at spelling sober!

Testing a new forum, it's an awful pity that vBulletin does not have spell checker.