FOR SALE: MR. IMPROPERS NUT SACK

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I am selling Mr. Impropers nut sack for a quarter. No one gets to keep it. You just get to kick it relentlessly for an hour.
 
Do you accept cash, check, credit card, money order, cashier's check, bank check, and/or Paypal?

> I am selling Mr. Impropers nut sack for a quarter. No one gets to keep it.
> You just get to kick it relentlessly for an hour.
 
The Pimp's Ass

What methods of payment do you accept?
 
Re: I like Space Quest and Monkey Island better, don't you?
 
Re: FOR SALE: Your mom's you know what

You dont get to keep that either...you just get to fill it with everything you can imagine for as long as you want....Ill start the bidding at 5 cents
 
Space Quest!!! Oh Yes!!!

I don't know Monkey Island.

I LOVED SPACE QUEST!!

But I stopped playing it after solving the 3rd, 4th, or 5th installment, when I was 14 years old.

Where has the series gone, is it still being made and something one can therefore purchase?

I also like that....Middle Earth, Medievel One, a bit. Not Dungeons and S & M Lovers, not that board game, no you know the one...what was it called...computer based....it was a bit slower that Space Quest, and a bit boring, as I recall.

Leisure Suit was purely funny....

What else......oh there were others.

But, SPACE QUEST WAS THE BEST!

Please, give details!!!!!!
 
Re: In space no one can hear you clean!

> I don't know Monkey Island.

You should play the whole series.
It's from Lucas Arts, it's the best series ever.

> I LOVED SPACE QUEST!!

> But I stopped playing it after solving the 3rd, 4th, or 5th installment,
> when I was 14 years old.

have you played the first two?
The ones where you still had to write the commands in text?
Much like the first two Monkey Island quests.
You can probably download them somewhere.

> Where has the series gone, is it still being made and something one can
> therefore purchase?

Nah, it's stopped at #6, which I bought back in 1995 I think, but it was
technology wise far superior (videos and voice), though #5 was excellent.

Sierra, the company had gone downhill since.
They also made the Larry series.

> I also like that....Middle Earth, Medievel One, a bit. Not Dungeons and S
> & M Lovers, not that board game, no you know the one...what was it
> called...computer based....it was a bit slower that Space Quest, and a bit
> boring, as I recall.

I hate dungeons games. don't know what you're aiming at.

> Leisure Suit was purely funny....

Well, it was made for the eager teens with all the naked ladies.
inferior quest though I think.

> What else......oh there were others.

Police quest?

> But, SPACE QUEST WAS THE BEST!

Don't say that until you play Monkey Island,
the humor is excellent and not to forget the
great insult battles.

> Please, give details!!!!!!
 
Improper has put his arse up for sale on e-bay!

I'd like to fill it with enough dynamite to blow you to Smithereens!!

One entry found for smithereens.

Main Entry: smith·er·eens
Pronunciation: "smi-[th]&-'rEnz
Function: noun plural
Etymology: perhaps from Irish smidiríní
Date: 1829
: FRAGMENTS, BITS

> You dont get to keep that either...you just get to fill it with everything
> you can imagine for as long as you want....Ill start the bidding at 5
> cents
 
In Space No One Can Hear You SCREAM!!!!

Dear Noneynoney:

I solved Space Quest in chronological order through #4.

The other series was called KINGS QUEST.

I hate D&D games too, because unlike Morrissey Solo, those basically mean you are in a cult!
 
Re: In Space No One Can Hear You SCREAM!!!!

Oh I remember Kings Quest, though I didn't play it much.

You really should play Monkey Island if you have the time
and get the chance.

I can probably locate a site where the first two can be
downloaded. Though these games are worth paying for,
like Smiths/Morrissey albums.

Maybe the Fourth one can still be purchased, it's
called Escape From Monkey Island, it came out in 2000
and is by Lucas Arts (George Lucas' company).

> Dear Noneynoney:

> I solved Space Quest in chronological order through #4.

> The other series was called KINGS QUEST.

> I hate D&D games too, because unlike Morrissey Solo, those basically mean
> you are in a cult!

>




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