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Mr.Improper PIMp to the NHLPA
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Ive decided to sell one of my most precious and personal belongings: MY "how to be a PIMP" handbook. Written by yours truely,it is chock-full of ways top become the #1 with the number one rap. You'll learn the art of making money,serious $$$$,on women who are butt ugly,but can still turn a trick or three.Youll also learn how to turn hot ass women into the biggest hoes ever. Plus,Ill also teach you the fine art of negotiating. Someone slips out of paying you?? no problem...you just send a few guys to their house and break their faces. Plus,thats not all...if you contact me,ill also throw in your very own.....PIMP hat and complimentary coupon for 1 free bowl of yoshinoya....Hey,you cannot be a PIMP without the yo,its just not possible.
