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Elton's John
Guest
To be sung to the melody of "Come Back To Camden"
There is something I wanted to tell you.
You're not funny, and nobody's laughing.
But then you, you look around
And you remember that you are a bore.
A BORE....Forevermore!
The chatroom, morning, noon and evening
From his discoloured, dark brown keyboard.
there you'll find/Hectorr the vile
calling to us with what's left of his brain
HIS BRAIN....
forevermore.
Spewing bile with no taste, and no friends
Sullenly on his chair of depravement
here you'll find/this twat,oh my..
and let's hear the very last plea from his heart
HIS HEART..
then, f*** off, bore.
This man has no life, never stops squawking
in the chatroom or message board, aye,
Here you'll find/this turgid guy
and there he is, all of his put-downs are poor
POOR..
forevermore.
I hope he'll piss off, it's now time.
sell his modem,shut up and depart.
Cos me and my heart,
we know/we just know
he's such a bore.
This spiteful arsehole never stops writing,
sycophantic and sprawling reviews.
Don't be kind,'bout what he writes.
And still we say, f*** off, f*** off to Hectorr
and/mine's a Bud, mine's a Bud, mine's a Bud.
Mine's a Bud.....
There is something I wanted to tell you.
You're not funny, and nobody's laughing.
But then you, you look around
And you remember that you are a bore.
A BORE....Forevermore!
The chatroom, morning, noon and evening
From his discoloured, dark brown keyboard.
there you'll find/Hectorr the vile
calling to us with what's left of his brain
HIS BRAIN....
forevermore.
Spewing bile with no taste, and no friends
Sullenly on his chair of depravement
here you'll find/this twat,oh my..
and let's hear the very last plea from his heart
HIS HEART..
then, f*** off, bore.
This man has no life, never stops squawking
in the chatroom or message board, aye,
Here you'll find/this turgid guy
and there he is, all of his put-downs are poor
POOR..
forevermore.
I hope he'll piss off, it's now time.
sell his modem,shut up and depart.
Cos me and my heart,
we know/we just know
he's such a bore.
This spiteful arsehole never stops writing,
sycophantic and sprawling reviews.
Don't be kind,'bout what he writes.
And still we say, f*** off, f*** off to Hectorr
and/mine's a Bud, mine's a Bud, mine's a Bud.
Mine's a Bud.....
