The Last Song For Hectorr!!

[Elton's John]

Twat Hectorr's widely known:
A most immodest arsehole
And a sad, sad soul
Whom we all disown.

But don't forget rebukes
That make us puke
And the girls he made to cry.
As we looked and saw
In the chatroom "Aw"
We said: "Good God, smother him, someone..."

He writes all the time
He thinks it's sublime
But he's just being sad again.
He writes all the time
But it is just dull, not sublime
It makes us feel sad again.
But don't forget insults
That made girls cry
From the twat who has no life.
He's feeling bolder now
And such a clever swine
But he's got nobody who'll ever stand by him.

He's always had such an empty life,
Never will be filled.
He's always had such
An empty life
How can it be filled?
He's nasty of course
And one of life's bores.
In the corner of his room
Can you see him?
Whilst he is mocking and sneering
He's no time for living.
See this prick in your head
Don't think of him kindly.

 

[broken]

f***ing hilarious

Doesn't the fact that no one is responding to your tired, formulaic attempts at humour alert you to the fact you're simply not funny?

For an old queen with bad breath, you really have a lot ofself-confidence.

> Twat Hectorr's widely known:
> A most immodest arsehole
> And a sad, sad soul
> Whom we all disown.

> But don't forget rebukes
> That make us puke
> And the girls he made to cry.
> As we looked and saw
> In the chatroom "Aw"
> We said: "Good God, smother him, someone..."

> He writes all the time
> He thinks it's sublime
> But he's just being sad again.
> He writes all the time
> But it is just dull, not sublime
> It makes us feel sad again.
> But don't forget insults
> That made girls cry
> From the twat who has no life.
> He's feeling bolder now
> And such a clever swine
> But he's got nobody who'll ever stand by him.

> He's always had such an empty life,
> Never will be filled.
> He's always had such
> An empty life
> How can it be filled?
> He's nasty of course
> And one of life's bores.
> In the corner of his room
> Can you see him?
> Whilst he is mocking and sneering
> He's no time for living.
> See this prick in your head
> Don't think of him kindly.

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: f***ing hilarious

> Doesn't the fact that no one is responding to your tired, formulaic
> attempts at humour alert you to the fact you're simply not funny?

> For an old queen with bad breath, you really have a lot ofself-confidence.
Oh shut up, you f***ing freak. Speaking of old queens.....

 

[Elton's John]

Dosen't the fact that you are a c*** alert you to the fact that you should f*** off??

 

[broken]

Re: f***ing hilarious

So speaks old colleen - one of the most beautiful old hags we've seen
> Oh shut up, you f***ing freak. Speaking of old queens.....

 

[the entire world]

f*** off ian you demented old bitch

and get your halitosis seen to

 

[bored]

Re: f***ing hilarious

Have you any idea how menally challenged your typing looks colleen? You come across like an old bitch of about 50 with a mental age of around 12.

>
Oh shut up, you f***ing freak. Speaking of old queens.....

 

[broken]

now THAT's funny

funny because it's true

> Have you any idea how menally challenged your typing looks colleen? You
> come across like an old bitch of about 50 with a mental age of around 12.
> Oh shut up, you f***ing freak. Speaking of old queens.....

 

[impartial observer]

you're right broken

but what do you expect from a thick c*** like ian?

> Doesn't the fact that no one is responding to your tired, formulaic
> attempts at humour alert you to the fact you're simply not funny?

> For an old queen with bad breath, you really have a lot ofself-confidence.

 

[Elton's John]

Re: f***ing hilarious

"Menally" challenged???
And you are criticizing Colleen's typing?
And then the gobshite that is Broken/Hectorr, the most God-awful cretin ever to enter this website, agrees with you?
What a pair of arseholes!

 

[bored]

Re: f***ing hilarious

broken makes me laugh 4 times out of 5. You don't. Ever. Ian you f***wit, please leave this site, you tedious c***.

> "Menally" challenged???
> And you are criticizing Colleen's typing?
> And then the gobshite that is Broken/Hectorr, the most God-awful cretin
> ever to enter this website, agrees with you?
> What a pair of arseholes!

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: f***ing hilarious

> So speaks old colleen - one of the most beautiful old hags we've seen
HAHA you are such a JOKE here, everyone hates you, we all see right through your little drama queen ways, so why don't you find some meaningful work. Start walking the streets, rent boy.

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: f***ing hilarious

> Have you any idea how menally challenged your typing looks colleen? You
> come across like an old bitch of about 50 with a mental age of around 12.
> Oh shut up, you f***ing freak. Speaking of old queens.....
Ahhh you're just jealous..."menally" challenged? Can't you spell properly? You come across as a big wad of splooge..give it up...

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: now THAT's funny

> funny because it's true
hectorr/broken, you are a sad joke of a little boy.

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: f*** off ian you demented old bitch

> and get your halitosis seen to
And your advanced case of genital warts...eeek