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haha "no thank you" wowwww, a metre long you say?! my imagination only goes up to a foot. that must have been so majestic. and here i was feeling lucky because i saw a raccoon scuttling along a ledge. a sea turtle is way better than a raccoon. i, for one, am glad you posted it! but one question: if raccoons are the grindr guys of the animal world, what are sea turtles?I wasn't going to mention the fact that I'm spending a long weekend in Greece because I don't want to offend anyone, but now I have to because while taking a careful jog in the port this morning I saw a sea turtle.
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It was huge, at least one metre long! But the story gets even more awesome: as I was standing there in awe snapping pictures on the iPhone this old guy comes running towards me and shouts something in Greek, so I shrug and he goes: "Woman!" "Woman!" "Fucking!" and makes an obscene hand gesture, and in my confused state I say no, thank you and he goes "Look! Look!" and sure enough there was another sea turtle approaching, a female, and they did, indeed, proceed to pair. Not only did I see sea turtles, I saw sea turtles having sex!