I voted for Girl Least Likely To...I had never listened to this closely enough, but I had it on when I was in the car the other day...it was hot, I turned it up loud (much to my Mum's disgust), and it just clicked. I thought that some of it seemed quite relevant to me.
Do you know who it's actually about? Some of it seems to fit Morrissey. Or is it not about anyone in particular?