Why is THIS such a difficult concept for Europeans??????

[ask Jeeves]

Very effective but must be applied to work!

 

[the graveyard shift]

you never saw jerry springer then?

 

[When It Rains, It Pours]

> Very effective but must be applied to work!

I think you're missing the big picture here: Just shower more than once a month.

I'm aware that many of the infrastructures in Europe are crumbling and inefficient, and that such plumbing activities are a luxury, but good hygiene is a human right.

The British, on the other hand have an excuse. They've simply been lulled into waiting for everything. They wait months for healthcare, so why not wait months to shower as well? In fact, like any good nanny state the government should be in charge of showering.

Even if there is a waiting list, at least they can be sure that the minimum requirements are being met.

 

[Rain Man]

O so well put “Mr Pours.”

Fact is Americans like to relate to showers as opposed to baths. This is noting to do with the hygiene factor though... Noooo.. Americans find it close on impossible to get into a bath and far easier to get their f***ing fat arse’s into a shower... that's why. Lardy twat.

 

[When It Rains, It Pours]

You might be on to something. I'm no fat arse, but I do find baths a bit... restrictive.

> O so well put “Mr Pours.”

> Fact is Americans like to relate to showers as opposed to baths. This is
> noting to do with the hygiene factor though... Noooo.. Americans find it
> close on impossible to get into a bath and far easier to get their f***ing
> fat arse’s into a shower... that's why. Lardy twat.

 

[ask Jeeves]

Taking a bath is stewing in a tub of filth. You don't get clean that way.