Who is 'Guest Book' Cindy..?

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This may be old news.. forgive my ignorance.. but, after browsing the Moz Solo menu in its entirety for a change.. I happened into the 'Guestbook'.. a murky world of obession surpassing reasonable interest and seeming to be the province of 'stalkers'..

The girl called Cindy... Is she really having a relationship with Moz? Or is it some kind of psychiatric cleansing going on..

Obviously, it is generally a dull and repetivive read, but what an imagination if its not based on an 'unseen' rapport..

.. can anyone shed any light on this girl.. or if she's here, she may like to get into debate with 'normal' people and tell us her story?

Or is it like one of those Norman Bates type things, and something I shouldn't even be raising..
 
You can buy her, along with 'Stalker Barbie'

She intrigues me too.. from reading what she writes, I think she takes the most abstract things and relates them to Moz. For example, she once referred to grains of sand being akin to 'small vaginas' in an odd poem she once read. As there are mentions of grains of sand in 'Lost' - she thought that Moz didn't want her because her bits weren't small enough.

So there you go.

LMC x

> This may be old news.. forgive my ignorance.. but, after
> browsing the Moz Solo menu in its entirety for a change.. I
> happened into the 'Guestbook'.. a murky world of obession
> surpassing reasonable interest and seeming to be the province of
> 'stalkers'..

> The girl called Cindy... Is she really having a relationship
> with Moz? Or is it some kind of psychiatric cleansing going on..

> Obviously, it is generally a dull and repetivive read, but what
> an imagination if its not based on an 'unseen' rapport..

> .. can anyone shed any light on this girl.. or if she's here,
> she may like to get into debate with 'normal' people and tell us
> her story?

> Or is it like one of those Norman Bates type things, and
> something I shouldn't even be raising..
 
Re: You can buy her, along with 'Stalker Barbie'

> She intrigues me too.. from reading what she writes, I think she
> takes the most abstract things and relates them to Moz. For
> example, she once referred to grains of sand being akin to
> 'small vaginas' in an odd poem she once read. As there are
> mentions of grains of sand in 'Lost' - she thought that Moz
> didn't want her because her bits weren't small enough.

Wow.. I don't profess to be the worlds expert on that part of the female form.. but to liken it to a grain of sand takes some incredible imagination. Though I shall be taking my No.3 abrasive sandpaper to bed tonight and admire it's millions of perfect grains in tribute!

Hmmm... I had the same self conscious feelings once about cocktail sausages once. But does size really matter!
 
Re: You can buy her, along with 'Stalker Barbie'

i suspect cindy is actually a male. pay attention... she/he express her/himself like a man.
 
It wasn't me!

> Or is it like one of those Norman Bates type things, and
> something I shouldn't even be raising..

I don't know how they could be communicating unless he is IMing her and she can't figure it out so she posts on the guestbook. DumDum.
Anyone who has a couple of hours to kill should read it. Then you can pat yourself on the back for having awesome control, a great sense of humor, and a life outside of Morrissey.
 
Re: You can buy her, along with 'Stalker Barbie'

I think she is my X girlfriend 80P

> She intrigues me too.. from reading what she writes, I think she
> takes the most abstract things and relates them to Moz. For
> example, she once referred to grains of sand being akin to
> 'small vaginas' in an odd poem she once read. As there are
> mentions of grains of sand in 'Lost' - she thought that Moz
> didn't want her because her bits weren't small enough.

> So there you go.

> LMC x
 
Actually, she is one of several personalities...

> It wasn't me!

> I don't know how they could be communicating unless he is IMing
> her and she can't figure it out so she posts on the guestbook.
> DumDum.
> Anyone who has a couple of hours to kill should read it. Then
> you can pat yourself on the back for having awesome control, a
> great sense of humor, and a life outside of Morrissey.

For what it is worth, when I am bored and looking for something to read to make me A) appreciate the small quirks that keep me in a category as just a bit odd, B) needing to pray because of people like Cindy out there, or C) Just plain old forget about the small sampling of problems I may experience in life when people like Cindy exist and need so much help, it is sad!

No, she is most definitely NOT having a relationship with Morrissey. She has several personalities that have come through in the book, including Alex, Me, and a few others.

She claims to be (pardon my bluntness) black and sometimes complains about her size. I don't know if she is in reality large, but she speaks about herself as needing to lose weight every now and then. She clearly is "hearing" some sort of conversation with the idea she has of Morrissey- even claiming that such songs as "Moon River" were written by him FOR her- and has ignored several of us saying he COVERED the song, never having written a word of it. Though she does know of little things, like Morrissey's assistant's name. I suppose when you are as obsessed as she clearly is you would know that sort of thing.

I found long ago there is no point in lamenting over her at all- there isn't a thing to be done about her. Until she realizes she is getting nowhere with the whole plight, we either go there with a box of popcorn and a drink to read as if stuck inside some weird film from 1965, or we ignore it all together. Honestly, when I am done with this post I plan on going to check out how her and Steven's weekend went. Hopefully it didn't fall too tragic!

Laura
 
Re: Actually, she is one of several personalities...

once you thought that was me, remember? i found that very funny!

> For what it is worth, when I am bored and looking for something
> to read to make me A) appreciate the small quirks that keep me
> in a category as just a bit odd, B) needing to pray because of
> people like Cindy out there, or C) Just plain old forget about
> the small sampling of problems I may experience in life when
> people like Cindy exist and need so much help, it is sad!

> No, she is most definitely NOT having a relationship with
> Morrissey. She has several personalities that have come through
> in the book, including Alex, Me, and a few others.

> She claims to be (pardon my bluntness) black and sometimes
> complains about her size. I don't know if she is in reality
> large, but she speaks about herself as needing to lose weight
> every now and then. She clearly is "hearing" some sort
> of conversation with the idea she has of Morrissey- even
> claiming that such songs as "Moon River" were written
> by him FOR her- and has ignored several of us saying he COVERED
> the song, never having written a word of it. Though she does
> know of little things, like Morrissey's assistant's name. I
> suppose when you are as obsessed as she clearly is you would
> know that sort of thing.

> I found long ago there is no point in lamenting over her at all-
> there isn't a thing to be done about her. Until she realizes she
> is getting nowhere with the whole plight, we either go there
> with a box of popcorn and a drink to read as if stuck inside
> some weird film from 1965, or we ignore it all together.
> Honestly, when I am done with this post I plan on going to check
> out how her and Steven's weekend went. Hopefully it didn't fall
> too tragic!

> Laura
 
Well, all I can say is I hope you laugh about that now...it wasn't very fair of me
 
Re: it wasn't fair at all !!! but it's ok, Laura.

But Cindy has something in common with me: SHE IS LARGE. MUHHHHAAA HA HA !!!!! have a good day, dear.
 
Re: Actually, she is one of several personalities...

> She claims to be (pardon my bluntness) black and sometimes
> complains about her size. I don't know if she is in reality
> large, but she speaks about herself as needing to lose weight
> every now and then. She clearly is "hearing" some sort
> of conversation with the idea she has of Morrissey- even
> claiming that such songs as "Moon River" were written
> by him FOR her- and has ignored several of us saying he COVERED
> the song, never having written a word of it. Though she does
> know of little things, like Morrissey's assistant's name. I
> suppose when you are as obsessed as she clearly is you would
> know that sort of thing.

What? This sounds like high brow hi-jinx!

"a hand bangs into sand a name" now, i will never think of that line the same. gives new meaning to guys giving their penises names, although I don't know why you need a hand to do that...unless they are impotent.
 
I..am..lost

> What? This sounds like high brow hi-jinx!

> "a hand bangs into sand a name" now, i will never
> think of that line the same. gives new meaning to guys giving
> their penises names, although I don't know why you need a hand
> to do that...unless they are impotent.

Huh? Suzie, have you been dipping into the tranquilizers again??? You are speaking in broken english, only writing in english that LOOKS normal until you read the writing and can't make heads nor tails of what was supposed to be said.

Usually you are so much more eloquent!

Laura ;D
 
Re: it wasn't fair at all !!! but it's ok, Laura.

> But Cindy has something in common with me: SHE IS LARGE.
> MUHHHHAAA HA HA !!!!! have a good day, dear.

Thank you...although that sinister laugh of yours is very suspicious :/ And I never have said I am small either. Although I wouldn't say I am large exactly. Maybe a more apt description would be medium...

Laura
 
Re: it wasn't fair at all !!! but it's ok, Laura.

> Thank you...although that sinister laugh of yours is very
> suspicious :/ And I never have said I am small either. Although
> I wouldn't say I am large exactly. Maybe a more apt description
> would be medium...

well, actually i'm not large too. in english you could say that i am a bear:very strong. it is really ok. "it was not a sinister laugh"... don't worry about it.

> Laura
 
Re: I..am..lost

> Huh? Suzie, have you been dipping into the tranquilizers
> again??? You are speaking in broken english, only writing in
> english that LOOKS normal until you read the writing and can't
> make heads nor tails of what was supposed to be said.

> Usually you are so much more eloquent!

I was referring to the post where someone said this Cindy person was talking about the "sand" in "lost" referring to vaginas...hence, what is the hand banging into the sand? Their johnson.
 
Re: I..am..lost

> I was referring to the post where someone said this Cindy person
> was talking about the "sand" in "lost"
> referring to vaginas...hence, what is the hand banging into the
> sand? Their johnson.

Ohhhhhh! I get it. I thought it was referencing MY post...and I see it was a combo of posts. Oops!

Alright, enough of Cindy...I know she must freak more than just us regulars out.

Laura
 
> Duh.......can you say "Johnny Marr?"

That is the FUNNIEST thing I have read all day!

I didn't want to say anything, but I was walking ahead of Marr and Morrissey the other day whilst they chatted and window shopped in LA... I heard Marr mention something about outwitting everyone on the board with his clever disguise as a few different people. I had NO idea, and didn't link that bit with Cindy until you just let it all go, Sharron! You are the spoiler aren't you?

They finally caught on that I was sorta following them (I mean, how can you FOLLOW someone when you walk ahead of them?!), and told me to bugger off before they stomped me down to a pea sized, medium girl...I thought it was rather rude, so I decided to scamper away back to my REAL job on the corner of Melrose and Santa Monica... :::HMPH!:::

Laura
 
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