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California -- have you lost your minds? Is this for real? Gary Coleman, Arnold, Larry Flynnt. These people are running for Gov.?? It's a mad world, isn't it? I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/07/calif.candidates/index.html




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Arnold compliments Davis...I think

> California -- have you lost your minds? Is this for real? Gary Coleman,
> Arnold, Larry Flynnt. These people are running for Gov.?? It's a mad
> world, isn't it? I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

> http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/07/calif.candidates/index.html

Arnold said Davis is failing terribly. What does this mean????
 
> California -- have you lost your minds? Is this for real? Gary Coleman,
> Arnold, Larry Flynnt. These people are running for Gov.?? It's a mad
> world, isn't it? I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

> http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/07/calif.candidates/index.html

if you weren't Canadian - I might take you seriously
 
Morrissey for California Governor!

> Arnold said Davis is failing terribly. What does this mean????
I wonder what it means Maria wasn't at his side and how can you be both business and environmentaly friendly?
I did notice he had sort of a mini Morrissey quiff haircut going.
I think we should start a fund raising the $3500 for Morrissey to run.
 
> if you weren't Canadian - I might take you seriously

Pfft. Spoken like a true American. At least we don't have vertically challenged 80's sitcom stars, washed up action heros and porno peddlers competing to govern us. This gives me more reason to be proud of my country. You people are all crazy! :p
 
For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed of my home state

It's ridiculous how the Republicans are single handedly trying to commandeer the state by publicly blaming Davis for all of California's woes. It's even more ridiculous that most Californian's seem to believe that nonsense. I'm no Davis fan, but this is really starting to piss me off. I think the partisan politics (i.e. the Republican's refusal to compromise in balancing the budget)and the obvious double standard between Davis and Bush held by California Republicans that is at play here are sickening. I'd like to share two great letters that were printed in the August 11th Newsweek in response to the magazines coverage of "California In Crisis."

Greg Weaver of Los Angeles writes:

So Gray Davis is responsible for "mismanaging" California's budget deficit because he didn't stash away the surplus? What surplus? You mean the $9 billion looted from our state during the "energy crisis" of 2000-2001? Perhaps we've forgotten that those responsible for this corporate theft were invited to Washington by Dick Cheney to set the very energy policies they were manipulating. President Bush refused to intervene, leaving the responsibility to Davis and our Legislature, calling it inappropriate to intervene in state affairs. The administration did step in, however, to prevent Calfironia from collecting desperately needed over-charge fees from these same companies. Now, Daryl Issa, another Republican, is using his personal wealth to force a recall that will cost this state more than $30 million in what amounts to nothing more than an opportunistic grab at power.

Gregory L. Schaffer of Cupertino, CA writes:

As a native Californian, I have faith in my state and I believe we can recover from our $38 billion deficit. What worries me is the national debt, which has increased $1 trillion since George W. Bush took office. At its present rate of growth, it will increase by another trillion by the time he finishes his term. One quarter of our entire national debt will be due to four years of fiscal mismanagement by the administration, and nearly three quarters will have occurred during Republican administrations. This year's budget deficit, at $455 billion, far exceeds the original prediction. And Republicans think they can solve California's financial problems?

Finally, here's a cool piece by Bill Maher:

Recalls Are for Cars, Not California Governors
When did the Target parking lot replace the voting booth?
By Bill Maher
Bill Maher is host of HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher."

July 24, 2003

New rule: No do-overs. Once you elect an official, unless he runs off
with public funds or gets caught with kiddie porn, you're stuck with
him.

He's the governor, not some dude you married in Las Vegas.

What's going on here in California, if you're lucky enough to not have been following this, is that the economy turned, so we're getting rid of the governor. But what if we drive him out of office and the economy still doesn't get better? I guess we'll have to burn him. And if that doesn't work, we'll kill his dog.

Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you.

And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.

Here's why the economy turned: The dot-com bubble burst. (Obviously on the orders of Gray Davis.) The airline industry collapsed. (Just as Gray Davis planned.) We fought two wars. (Playing right into Gray Davis' hands.) And Dick Cheney's friends at Enron "gamed" the energy market and ripped off the state for billions.

So you can see the problem: Gray Davis.

And the obvious solution: A Viennese weightlifter. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German.

But there are still a lot of Democrats with sour grapes over the last presidential election, and they're not collecting petitions to replace George Bush with Bernie Mac.

Now, I'm not saying that I like Davis. Being enthusiastic about Davis would be like saying your favorite food is straw. But he fought for his country in Vietnam and won a fair election, and he's entitled to his term.

Maybe he's a lousy governor, but he was the one elected by voters who bothered to show up at the polls. Their efforts shouldn't be undone by disgruntled shoppers signing a petition on their way out of Target.

Anyone who thinks this recall is some great affirmation of democracy should review early American history. This is precisely the kind of direct involvement by the howling masses that the framers wanted to avoid.

But, hey, let's have the recall. And then the people who voted for Davis
can have a recall and put him back in. And then we can throw him out again. It works well in Italy.

And it'll really help the state economy, too, when investors realize our
political system is on par with Belize.

Oh, and a recall election will cost the state up to $35 million. Money we would otherwise just waste on schools and roads. And we'll still have to have a regular election in March.

But this really isn't about elections at all. This is about a congressman
named Darrell Issa, a Republican car alarm magnate who wants to be governor and has spent $1.5 million of his own money to fund the recall effort.

Think about that as the silver lining the next time a car alarm wakes you up in the middle of the night.
 
Arnold is gonna ass rape Davis, woo!

I love what they're doing in California. We need this recall shit in Ohio. Hell yea. I'd like to recall Governor Taft tomorrow!

And so far Arnold seems like a terrific candidate. A pro-gay, pro-choice Republican. How refreshing.

Now lets watch as those always nice Democrats try and assasinate his character.
 
Has someone dug up Lady Di?

Bottom left picture.

Fair enough if she's faked her death and gone to America. But why on earth has she dyed her hair ginger?

> California -- have you lost your minds? Is this for real? Gary Coleman,
> Arnold, Larry Flynnt. These people are running for Gov.?? It's a mad
> world, isn't it? I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

> http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/07/calif.candidates/index.html
 
Yeah, but T. You gave us that horse-faced warbler, Celine Dion.....

> Pfft. Spoken like a true American. At least we don't have vertically
> challenged 80's sitcom stars, washed up action heros and porno peddlers
> competing to govern us. This gives me more reason to be proud of my
> country. You people are all crazy! :p
 
> Yeah, but T. You gave us that horse-faced warbler, Celine Dion.....

But she's French Canadian. That's a whole other ball game. Don't lump those morons in with the rest of us. Ack. Bloody seperatists!
If I ruled the country, Celine would have never seen the light of day. I think she'd be shining my shoes right about now.
 
Re: Has someone dug up Lady Di?

> Bottom left picture.

> Fair enough if she's faked her death and gone to America. But why on earth
> has she dyed her hair ginger?

Never mind if she faked her death or not she happened to die on my birthday *weeps*. Poor Johnny. No one loves him.

It just goes to show you should never trust a woman who would spend £40,000 a month on cosmetics.
 
Re: Morrissey for California Governor!

> I wonder what it means Maria wasn't at his side and how can you be both
> business and environmentaly friendly?
> I did notice he had sort of a mini Morrissey quiff haircut going.
> I think we should start a fund raising the $3500 for Morrissey to run.

Well, you don't need the $3500.

You have two options
$3500 and a few signatures
or
10,000 signatures

heh Can you imagine the pot shots Morrissey would take at Bush or Arnold?
 
Re: Morrissey for California Governor!

> Well, you don't need the $3500.

> You have two options
> $3500 and a few signatures
> or
> 10,000 signatures

I can't believe that! I saw it on the news last night. All you need to run is $3500.00 and 65 signatures. Geesh. I could get that! LOL

Sign here if you want me to govern your state. I swear -- I'll do a great job! P.S Could you spot me $3500?

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Re: Morrissey for California Governor!

> I can't believe that! I saw it on the news last night. All you need to run
> is $3500.00 and 65 signatures. Geesh. I could get that! LOL

> Sign here if you want me to govern your state. I swear -- I'll do a great
> job! P.S Could you spot me $3500?
Let's Go Devils and Celtic

Anyone who strongly dislikes Celine Dion as much as I do has my vote.
 
Re: Morrissey for California Governor!

> Well, you don't need the $3500.

> You have two options
> $3500 and a few signatures
> or
> 10,000 signatures

> heh Can you imagine the pot shots Morrissey would take at Bush or Arnold?
Yeah, Come on, we can get 10,000 signatures! Do you know what's going to be on the ballot?
 
Fair enough.
I hadn't been in Ontario long before I realised how intollerant Canadians are of the Frenchies. And the Americans...and the Scots
Oops, hope I haven't dropped you in it with Patsy

> But she's French Canadian. That's a whole other ball game. Don't lump
> those morons in with the rest of us. Ack. Bloody seperatists!
> If I ruled the country, Celine would have never seen the light of day. I
> think she'd be shining my shoes right about now.
 
Re: Has someone dug up Lady Di?

Huh! That's nothing to the 000s that were wiped out on mine.

£40,000 a month on cosmetics? That's a lorra lippy

> Never mind if she faked her death or not she happened to die on my
> birthday *weeps*. Poor Johnny. No one loves him.

> It just goes to show you should never trust a woman who would spend
> £40,000 a month on cosmetics.
 
I would like to recall Governor McGreasey, woo!

> I love what they're doing in California. We need this recall shit in Ohio.
> Hell yea. I'd like to recall Governor Taft tomorrow!

> And so far Arnold seems like a terrific candidate. A pro-gay, pro-choice
> Republican. How refreshing.

> Now lets watch as those always nice Democrats try and assasinate his
> character.
Giving section 8 money to drug dealers while doubling the tax to tourist and Hotel owners, terrorizing state employees, cutting millions for cancer research and the State Colleges, taking your best friends on a first class trip to Ireland at taxpayers expense, his involvement in the Torricelli/Lautenburg/Forrester Senate Race, and taking a midnight jog through the sand dunes in Cape May(too bad about that broken leg). I would like to recall Governor McGreasey.




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