What Rhymes With Olympics?

[The Person Underneath]

In true steroetypical Mozzer fan fashion I have decided to capture, in verse, the wonderous celebration of humanity that is the Olympics.

The following three short poems are, as yet, untitled.

You travelled from Botswana
to compete in the gymkhana
and they fed you a banana
then you came in 43rd.
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Gold was not your aim
nor was silver, so I heard
but you took away the bronze
coz you're the best at coming third.
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Tippy-tappy, tippy-tappy
tippy-tippy-tap.
Ping-pong is a crappy sport
unless you're Chinese
or a Jap.

EVERYONE knows Rolf Harris should've lit that flame! EVERYONE!

T.P.U. xxx

 

[Little Miss Curious]

What rhymes with 'Can you tell what it is yet?'

> EVERYONE knows Rolf Harris should've lit that flame! EVERYONE!

God, yes! With his new single 'Fine Day' blasting away in the background. Do you like it? It's set to a dance beat, and he raps. Yes, I know it sounds too good to be true. It goes;

"Wouldn't wanna worry what the weather woman's talking 'bout,
Wouldn't wanna worry what the weather woman said.

Wouldn't wanna worry what the weather woman's talking 'bout,
Wouldn't wanna worry what the weather woman said....

It's gonna be a FIIINE DAY!!!
It's gonna be a REAL FINE DAY!!!"

Class.

LMC x

 

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

Paraplegics, as in 'Special Olympics'.

Nice to see a touch of topicality on the board. Well done son.

 

[Cinderella]

Re: Hello Mr. states the obvious...

> EVERYONE knows Rolf Harris should've lit that flame! EVERYONE!

I mean duh...

 

[The Person Underneath]

Where Can I Get It?

> God, yes! With his new single 'Fine Day' blasting away in the
> background. Do you like it? It's set to a dance beat, and he
> raps. Yes, I know it sounds too good to be true.

See! See! Even Rolf has a f!@#ing record deal! Pick up the phone and call him Moz, Rolf is the light!

Thanks LMC, this is just for you. Check out Rolfs sexy toes! Wooty-woooo...

 

[The Person Underneath]

Re: Hello Mr. states the obvious...

> I mean duh...

Click on the link below and NEVER say I'm not good to you.

By the way don't click without firstly obtaining express written permission from a nationally accredited urologist and donning a pair of incontenance pants.

T.P.U. xxx




You HAVE been warned!

 

[The Person Underneath]

Re: What Doesn't Rhyme With Olympics?

> Paraplegics, as in 'Special Olympics'.

> Nice to see a touch of topicality on the board. Well done son.

That doesn't rhyme and you know it. Neither does liquorice or Slobodan Milosovic.

T.P.U. xxx